Help Britney think of a better excuse!
 

http://www.stevelightspeed.com/britcar3MJ.jpg

Driving with a baby in her lap, she comes up with a lame excuse:

"Spears said that the only reason she was driving with her child on her lap was to make a hasty escape from a swarm of paparazzi with whom she was having a "horrifying, frightful encounter" at the time."

"I was terrified that this time the physically aggressive paparazzi would put both me and my baby in danger. I instinctively took measures to get my baby and me out of harm's way," Spears said in a statement.

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/en...962218005.html

If this is the best she can come up with, I think we should have a little contest to help her out.

Let's hear your ideas for a better excuse she could use!

Here's mine:
"Well, I was sitting in my car, when suddenly, I realized that I'm SO STUPID, even my baby could operate my vehicle more safely than me, so I INSTINCTIVELY let him drive."

:helpme That makes a whole lot of sense.

You just know that had to be a statement fabricated by a publicist. The phrasing and sentence structure is far too complex for Britney herself to come up with.

i.e. - it doesn't contain the word "like" or "ya' know" even once.

muahaha your one rules

"when i drive wrecklessly i want more than just an airbag"

"I wasn't driving.. it was the baby"

Seriously doubt she even partly wrote that herself

sometimes the truth sounds most ridiculous

"Sean Preston is the designated driver when me and Kevin are loaded." - Britney

she doesn't believe in prebirth control

" I dont want him to be alone in that big scarry back seat. After all. thats where he was made! "

Here's a sure-fire winner (and honest too):


"I've done a lot stupider things over the past couple of years; it's not like this is the first time I've done something completely stupid.... I mean, look at who I married!"

we should pitch in and pay tonya harding to club her in the kneecap

No need to "pitch in"; I think I have some spare change lying around here somewhere.

you mean crack rock right? cause im sure she will accept that so she dosent have to score after shes done clubbin

"Like. Well. You know. Kevin's bowl need packing so I had to rush home and there was no time to put the, um, yea..baby, in it's seat."

lol.. that's what people would do in the bizarro world...

ROTLMAO!!

I'm still fuckin' laughin' here dude!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Too funny...

The little guy was never really in any serious danger. He had an airbag in front of him, an airhead behind him...plus he was resting against a few pounds of silicone.

The kid would've survived an Indy crash.

The airbag would have killed him.. That's why newer cars detect carseats and turn off passenger side airbags.

"Well, I figured if Kevin was smart enought to drive........"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Britney did this for the publicity. Her name was all over the Internet and all over the news. Even bad publicity has it's purpose.

My anus - that aint true :)

Wasn't one of her body guards sitting in the passenger seat? She is so stupid, she could have just let him drive and got in the back seat with the baby and the car seat.

Great thread! I need the laughs! LOL