How can I get my asscrack to be white again?
 

My asscrack is stained. Probably from years of shit....

The skin between my cheeks is brown. Is bleaching the solution?
How much bleach should I use to make my asscrack pearly white again?

You're fucking sick dude... you have nothing better to do then look at your ass crack in the mirror ?

Funny, there actually is a product for anal bleaching.

http://fairandwhite.com/images/aha/body-lotion.jpg

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fucking disturbing...

from years of shit?? wtf...arghhh

you're supposed to wipe after you poo

Why do people stare at thier assholes in the mirror anyways, its pretty disturbing.

I like having my Butt Hole Licked :thumbsup

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White Out

If things get worst try muriatic acid. :winkwink:
that will really help clean the dirt.

This thread is disturbing.

And who else is gonna see your crack i wonder?

ask michael jackson

Is that what they use? I watched one of those "Dr. 90210" eposides where Tabitha Stevens bleached her asshole. For how she described it, it was painless. However, I believe she was on the was to another anal gangbang, so everything is relative. :2 cents:

LMFAO, nice call.

Does any one have Micheal jackson's number, i bet he could tell you the vol's.

Get a woman to tongue your bung.
Rawk On
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yeah

just ask the girls from Kiss My Crack :thumbsup

Mine could be purple for all I know

WTF, I have no desire to look at my ass crack.

I'm not 100% sure, but I think that if you bleach your asshole..it's not something you do for yourself. It's either
a) to please the camera
b) please the guy/girl licking your cornhole.

cheese grater should do the trick.

I would rather piss off the guy/girl licking me than shove bleach in my anus...

ROFL "desire" :P

this is a common problem . . bleach the mofo

You have experience with this?

or maybe a sandblaster.


http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...CLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

thanks for the advice guys. I'll update you on the results from using clorox.

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Considering the thread starter, the product should be called "Fairy White" instead.