One of the UGLIEST bitches in the world walked in on me waxin my carrot this morning.
 

And as much as she wanted it, I refused to give it to her.

Very embarrasing to say the least.

Sorry, no pics.

Happens to the best of us...

please post pics of carrot

what? r u serious some ugly bird walked into your house when you were having a wank and said she wanted to fuck and you kicked her out?!

what a weird thing to happen but could you not have at least got a BJ out of her or something ?

Where were you waxing it if some strange Sally walks in

couldnt you just keep your eyes clsoed and let her ride you with her back facing you incase you accidentaly opened your eyes? At least you wouldnt see the ugliness!

damn that sucks.. lol

Did you at least have the decency to go limp when she walked in? :)

If someone walks in on me jilling off, I immediately lose my concentration and can't finish. Maybe guys are different though.

Waxin my carrot... :1orglaugh

please post pics of your dream

jerking off in the ladies bathroom at work?

does that happen often?

Im really not sure what to say.

Should have thrown her a sympathy fuck.

Every now and then I get caught. It's not some random stranger walking in though...lol. It's generally someone who would like to watch, but then I can't finish in front of anyone.

was she ugly or fat? or fat and ugly?

She was quite old, I'd say 50ish and not very fuckable.

Also, to those with concern. I was in the midst of blowing the load, so was no going limp about it.

you still managed to cum after seeing the ugliest bitch in the world?

should have just gone for it

Where were you doing this that some old hag can just stroll in on you?

i was thinking waxin yr carrot meant you were trimming yr pubes,not jerking off...

The alley.

Mom told you to stop surfing porn again? :winkwink:

Next time tell your mother to knock before coming in.

Haha, some of your replies are hilarious.

Anyway, I share an apartment with a buddy and this old friend of the family so to speak stopped in to catch a buzz. I was just waking up and she felt I needed to get up and hang with them for the morning. My door wasn't locked :(

lol.. funny shit dude.. where were you then?

All you had to do was close your eyes.

You should get a free Fleshlight for that one! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

that story makes no sense to me

How long did she sit and stare?? did you just keep it whackin? she watche dyou spooge?

You should've gave in to her request.. mean. :(

please post pictures... never mind her face value, at least you enjoyed her company

alrighty then

The chick had to be pretty damn ugly if you didn't boink her, usually at that state of mind i would fuck anything.

Not me .. lol

a 50 years old girl ? gimmie a break

Oh come on, tell us more what happened. How's the hand job? :winkwink:

just take her from behind and tape a porn magazine on her bag and get buuuuuusyy boy :D

so you asked your mom to leave your room ?

was she your mom?

You should have just... closed your eyes and thought of sexy thoughts ;)

spend less time wackin' and more time workin' so you won't have to share an apartment.