#1 Smartass answer for 2005
 

#1 SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2005....

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class,
I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack
or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's
it, no other excuses whatsoever!"

A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What
would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter
sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is
restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and
sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

lol that is a good one.

hehehehe, thanks =_)

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lol.....i guess sometimes you always find smarter than you!! nice reply :)

lol, here's another one for you =-)

Smart Ass Answer #3:

The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped
for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid
replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing,
he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

LMFAO

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hahaha, that rocks

Heh, wish I could find a cop like that =-P.

Here's another good one....

Smart Ass Answer #5:

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate
to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his
trench coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat....she said,"Sir, I need to see your
ticket not your stub."

Those are funny quips! Thanks for sharing.

hehehe, anytime =_)

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Smart Ass Answer#7
College kid is taking his final in a big class with hundreds of students. The teacher announces the test is over and all students must turn in their exams. The kid ignores the teacher and keeps working for an extra hour to make sure he finishes.

Upon finishing the kid walks down to the teacher to turn in his exam. The teacher looks up from the huge stack of completed exams and says, "Are you kidding me? There is no way I am taking your exam now, you failed!"

The kid looks the teacher in the eye and asks, "Do you know my name?"

With a such a large class the teacher replies, "I have no idea who you are."

With that, the student shoves his exam in the middle of the stack and says, "I didn't think you did."

lol, damn nice =-)

Hahahaha the first two were really funny! Thanx for sharing...

Hehehehe, glad you liked them =-)

thanks i needed a laugh

now that's what I call "no one can push me over" attitude at an early age :thumbsup

LOL

Funny!! :thumbsup

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lol...

You make my day... nice one!

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very funny!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

reading again is still fun

lmao

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad...haha ;-)

This happens quite a bit actually except with me I only extended it by five minutes and not an hour :)

haha! insanely hilarious!

damn it, that's good. :1orglaugh