I consider myself to be one of the top 5 smartasses in adult, and I'm available now
 

I don't post much, but I've been a GFY'er for a while. I believe that I am one of the top 7 smartasses in all of Adult, because my remarks are SHARP, ORIGINAL, and FUNNY. I think that my work speaks for itself.

There are a few smartasses out there who can write something pretty, but will it make you piss your pants?

I only deal with repeat customers, and I am also StudioCash's exclusive smartass, so most here have not heard of me, hence the reason for this post.

I am available again for work. I can guarantee you will be happy with my work.

Here are some of my recent work:
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=353685

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=478421

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=275658

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=477731

I'm easy to work with, my work speaks for itself, I am reliable, and most importantly, my remarks are FUNNY. Ask anyone who promotes StudioCash what a hilarious excuse for a program it is. (every single StudioCash joke has been written by me). I excell at doing adult and mainstream smart ass remarks

How you can get a hold of me:
1. post in this thread.
2. ICQ 78465690
3. email: lenny [AT] projectrevenue.com (subject smart ass)

Thanks everyone. Have a good one.

Not only is he the president, but he's also a client.

As far as I know, eros is the only true comedian / smartass on GFY with the experience to back it up

This has been a test of the Lenny2 smart ass system.
(a parody of this thread http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=567283)

Had this been an actual thread the post you read would have been followed by (PIC) [PICS{ and PICS YO!!!
In addition to requests for information that is readily available and easy to find elsewhere, along with the occasional request for the president of a major country to hit me up on ICQ.

This was only a test.

But eros voted for the 87 billion jokes before he voted against them.

Don't misunderestimate me.

:1orglaugh Now that's funny shit.

BTW folks my sig is for sale.

If you can handle having one of the top 5 smartasses in adult flying your banner, my contact info is at the top of this thread.

sonofsam and ebert give this thread two :thumbsup :thumbsup WAYYYYYYYY UP

Can I get 3 snaps up in a Z formation??

:1orglaugh

congratulations! you are the self-proclaimed smartass of the century

Amatuer....

Thanks, I'll be here all week

i remember jayxxx owning you

it woould have been funny if you had been the first to do this

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=567628

LOL, I like how Lenne presented this thread... Unique n original... :thumbsup

You are better then Howard

I know eros did something similar, but mine's better :winkwink:

But can you design? :)

I agree with this statement! :thumbsup :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Nope, and I have no desire to learn.....designs are cheap and the time it would take me to learn design would be more profitably spent on other ventures.

Anyone can learn to design though, being a true smart ass is a gift from the heavens.