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RevMark 02-08-2006 06:58 PM

God Will Forgive You For Your Actions!
 
Good Day to you all!
I come by the good graces of God and The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Please fallow me brothers in God's path, STOP what you are doing and repent to the good Lord.

GOD FORGIVES!

Turn to God for he forgives any sins, STOP Pornograhpy, for it is a GRAVE Sin to the Lord God our Father! The Body is our Temple and we all should NOT abuse our gifts from God.

GOD IS GOOD!

Everyday you do not REPENT you slip further and further from the Lord!

I urge every last one of you to DENOUNCE THE DEVIL AND GREED and FIND THE LORD!

FOR A FREE BIBLE CALL 1-888-537-7111

GIVE AWAY ALL OF YOUR EVIL PROFITS AND REJECT SIN BY CONTACTING US! WE WILL PUT YOUR SINFUL MONEY TO WORK RESTORING SOCIETY!

Walking with the Lord,

Rev. Marc Smith
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints

StickyGreen 02-08-2006 06:59 PM

i sure hope he will...

polish_aristocrat 02-08-2006 06:59 PM

sig spot lol

EdgeXXX 02-08-2006 07:02 PM

Actually, I just talked to Him earlier and He's pissed...... He said I'm ok but you guys are screwed.... sorry :(

pawsregd 02-08-2006 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EdgeXXX
Actually, I just talked to Him earlier and He's pissed...... He said I'm ok but you guys are screwed.... sorry :(

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

reynold 02-08-2006 07:32 PM

Of course He will. His mercies never come to an end.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-08-2006 07:33 PM

We all know God Forgives.

But Mankind does not.

The Fatal Human error.

aico 02-08-2006 07:35 PM

God can suck my cock.

Spunky 02-08-2006 07:36 PM

I knew Jesus would forgive me

montythestrange 02-08-2006 07:38 PM

wait till he finds out that god is a fat black lesbian.

Peter_ANYwebcam 02-08-2006 07:40 PM

Well if he's gunna forgive me I don't need to stop.:pimp

KRosh 02-08-2006 07:45 PM

Yes give your money to the theiving church of latter day saints.. the Mormons that steal 30% of their members pay so that they can put the money in their fat asses, and their Gold statues!

get a fucking life you brainwashed moron!

Have a coke and a smile...Oh wait you are not allowed to have caffeine ..LOL

:321GFY

Donny 02-08-2006 08:36 PM

Am I the only one to notice that Marc was spelled with a C in his post, but a K in his nick?

lucky1 02-08-2006 10:21 PM

I sale bibles cheap.

reed_4 02-09-2006 02:29 AM

welcome to GFY Rev Mark. :321GFY


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