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luv$ 02-08-2006 03:22 PM

How to Grow a TGP or MGP -an article by luv$
 
Step 1:
Plant your TGP/MGP

http://www.abbeyirisgardens.com/imag...nting%2001.jpg

Step 2:
Water your TGP/MGP

http://www.lovethegarden.com/gardeni...ing-plants.jpg

Step 3:
Feed your TGP/MGP

http://stcroix.globat.com/~colehardw.../sun_plant.gif

Step 4:
???????????

Step 4:
Profit!

http://www.sunfarm.com/images/hellebore_eyes_l.jpg






Hope this helps some of you!

shuki 02-08-2006 03:24 PM

I liked that one :thumbsup

BobG 02-08-2006 03:26 PM

hahaha. Oh, no....!!!!:1orglaugh

Lace 02-08-2006 03:38 PM

You have too much time on your hands. :1orglaugh

StuartD 02-08-2006 03:40 PM

I killed a cactus from lack of water.... so I'm doomed.

And trust me, killing a cactus is NOT as easy as you might think!

chupachups 02-08-2006 03:40 PM

How did you get Baddog to pose in that picture?

luv$ 02-08-2006 04:05 PM

Ok, it's been 30 minutes; is anyone rich yet?

mikeet 02-08-2006 04:11 PM

I heard this method works for your penis as well.

GigoloJustin 02-08-2006 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv$
Ok, it's been 30 minutes; is anyone rich yet?

You've touched my life already. I owe you my 1st born!

StuartD 02-08-2006 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv$
Ok, it's been 30 minutes; is anyone rich yet?

30 mins isn't long enough, my new tgp is only pr8... but it's getting there. I have 6 visitors per .1 of a second who convert 8:6.
I have 2 galleries per every 800px of vertical space with full page ads of cheesecake factories all paying out 1 bread crumb per 8 slice joins.

Give it more time and I'll be bling bling!

luv$ 02-08-2006 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD
30 mins isn't long enough, my new tgp is only pr8... but it's getting there. I have 6 visitors per .1 of a second who convert 8:6.
I have 2 galleries per every 800px of vertical space with full page ads of cheesecake factories all paying out 1 bread crumb per 8 slice joins.

Give it more time and I'll be bling bling!

Ok, well when you get to the point I am at, we can barter your soil for my weed killer.:thumbsup

Ecchi22 02-09-2006 06:27 PM

Nice tutorial.. :)

marko13 02-10-2006 02:51 AM

lolz......very good article......

webgurl 02-10-2006 02:55 AM

hey luv$ i can't find you on icq hit me up plz thanks

Drake 02-10-2006 02:58 AM

:1orglaugh

DamageX 02-10-2006 03:23 AM

For those interested in REAL, WORKING advice, check this:
Fastest way to grow a 100K/day TGP

luv$ 02-10-2006 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX
For those interested in REAL, WORKING advice, check this:
Fastest way to grow a 100K/day TGP

My advice is teh elitistest

yours = no $, while mine = $ AND happiness

StuartD 02-10-2006 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX
For those interested in REAL, WORKING advice, check this:
Fastest way to grow a 100K/day TGP

Well, if you want to teach people how to be a dick to just about everyone and inspire hate, then your thread is right on the money :thumbsup

tomud 02-10-2006 09:10 AM

whata great advice :(

Tomud

Amnesic 02-10-2006 09:17 AM

wow thanks

luv$ 02-10-2006 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webgurl
hey luv$ i can't find you on icq hit me up plz thanks

Waiting on you ma'am. :thumbsup

pornpf69 02-10-2006 11:01 AM

Now I know what to do to make money with my TGPs...

DamageX 02-11-2006 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD
Well, if you want to teach people how to be a dick to just about everyone and inspire hate, then your thread is right on the money :thumbsup

Thanks for the kind words, appreciate it. :)

Ace_luffy 02-11-2006 05:40 PM

that's a hell!!

Phoenix 02-13-2006 10:13 AM

shit i bookmarked this before i knew what it was..i open it today and i see th is..lol

thanks ;)

luv$ 02-13-2006 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix
shit i bookmarked this before i knew what it was..i open it today and i see th is..lol

thanks ;)

He who waits unto the following season to plant his seeds shall be doomed to harvest first and enjoy the fruits last.

TGP: 12:23
Excerpt from the GFY Bible
luv$ version

Terry 02-27-2006 07:33 AM

HAHAHA This is funny!

pokerdan 02-27-2006 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix
shit i bookmarked this before i knew what it was..i open it today and i see th is..lol

thanks ;)

lol almost did the same :P

Matyko 09-14-2007 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 9233937)
I killed a cactus from lack of water.... so I'm doomed.

And trust me, killing a cactus is NOT as easy as you might think!

Yes, you are doomed, especially if it was a San Pedro...

;)

tranza 09-14-2007 06:50 AM

Nice business thread!!!

:)

Darkhorse 09-14-2007 08:40 AM

what is it with people bumping old threads lol, Bet you forgot even doing this in depth toturial mate??

lmfao.....

rowan 09-14-2007 08:43 AM

Ask lil2rich, he's had a good think about how to do it. It's been a few years, he may have even completed a few steps in his own tutorial by now.


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