You might be a Fuckin Slacker if.......
 

5. You fuckin sit in front of an empty photoshop canvas for an hour when you should have been designing.
4. You fuckin try doing too many things at once.
3. You're a fuckin stats-mongler - Checking stats from every sponsor 20 times a day.
2. You're fuckin fucking around on GFY.

The number one reason you are a SLACKER is:

1. You fuckin jerk off when your supposed to be making galleries.

If theres other reasons I'm sure you'll post them. :ak47: Fuckin Slackers!

Dear Mom,

Today I found out I was a slacker ......

6. You jerk off to your licensed content more than your viewers
7. You have lists that tell you you need to make more lists
8. You have more than 1,000 posts on GFY... ooops

so true. :feels-hot

#9 - Your complexion is that of Fester from the Adams Family

Whats wrong with Festers complexion ?

Let's just say that Uncle Fester is so pale that he makes Casper the ghost look like Samuel L. Jackson! :)