Steak and Blow Job Day
 

Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.

Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."

Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & BJ Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.

The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world

Great idea. I will even pass on the steak! :)

Good thing you reminded me of that! :thumbsup

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Hey now, wait a minute. Steak and Blowjob Day is March 14. (I know. It is marked on my calendar) What is this 'new' International Beer, Beef and Blowjob Day on March 20? Huh uh. Nice try you guys but, you only get one of those days. Unless we start getting two Valentines Days as well ;)

It's always been March 20th.

Well, for the past 3 or 4 years anyway. (since it started)


It goes by a few different names, all of which amount to the same thing... "Steak & a blowjob day"

March 20th.

Write it down.

The beer was forgotten the first time around, so they made a second day in answer to the anniversary... because we all know that is a female centered day as well....

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And wanting a beer with your steak & blowjob isn't too much extra to ask


is it? :D

Motion seconded, can I get it carried?

Not according to this site:
http://www.steakandbjday.com/

For my man, EVERYDAY is steak and BJ day. Unless he wants chicken then it's chicken and BJ day. I down for whatever as long as the BJ is always included!

Abby Page

Now... if I'm a vegetarian, can I just get a double serving of the blowjob?

Beer has always been included in my house. The real trick is learning to balance it on my head as well so no need for him to have to hold it or reach for the table.

Well, according the several emails I get every year about it, it's always been the 20th.

No point in arguing, maybe it SHOULD be on two days. Some of us guys deserve it, and there are several hundred years of Valentine's days to make up for. :D

Yet again... motion seconded.

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great idea, March 20th is my bday..

Should just make it on 4-20 this way you toke up get the munchies eat your Filet and get felated

I am spreading the word . . . any spammers here that can take up the job? no spam. just a favor to us guys . . . I'll be looking for the announcement along with the 400 'teen sucks huge black cock' emails I get everyday . .

My man gets his steak and blowjob day at least twice a week, and then there's the other sexual activities we like to enjoy. Maybe this year I'll make sure to "celebrate" on the actual date of March 20 (and on March 14 too just for good measure). Thanks for the idea (my boyfriend thanks you too!) LOL

Nifty idea, I'm in

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Maybe it should be for the whole fucking month of March?


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And thus Steak and Blowjob Month was born, everyone bookmark this thread, we are talking history in the making.

This is a magnificient, magnificent thing.

i move that we make every 20th day of the month to be blowjob day.

How long till we start seeing this noted in printed calendars?

haha I fired my wife.. so I celebrate march 14 - 20th with, beer, beef and NSA sex day