WHY am I still SICK?!
 

God I hope I don't have the gay flu, it seems to be lingering for over a week now and I can't shake it. Anyone have any proven flu-relief methods? I'll eat tree bark or cat shit if it works.

Happy hump day

Go back to bed and keep sleeping it off -- it's the only way!

I was sick during the holidays, got better for one day and then got a different cold. 3 weeks of straight cold.

Fucking sucked.

And I NEVER get sick.

I'm sorry to tell you this Brad, but the only thing left for you is the last resort....





You're going to have to start eating Tree Bark and Cat Shit.










(seriously though bud....sorry to hear that you're feeling bad, hope it gets better soon.....


....BTW, if you ARE going to die, can I have any real estate that you currently own please? ;-) )

Go to your doctor and ask for a "Z Pack", you'll be fine in no time.



On a side note: An old Texas remedy, the Hot Tottie (or take shots of warm whiskey). Dunno if it actually cures the cold or not, but damned if it doesn't make you feel better and pass out till your over it :thumbsup

dude you're probably sick from all the tree bark and cat shit you have been eating

hah. Yeah it's probably all laced with bird flu or something.

Sure Michael... "Will one trailor to sperbonzo"

ah HAH!!!

That trailer is going to be ALL MINE!


MUUUUUAAAAHAHAHA!


*Michael rubs his hands together, then slinks off to the back room to begin planning Brad's untimely demise*


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you can't fight a flu, i mean you can, but no use

:1orglaugh

sperbonzo: check in with baddog, I hear he wants me dead too.

I got some nasty bug too. Had it for a while. Alll I wanna do is fucking sleep. Slept 12 hours last nite and going back again now for more

see your doctor while it's not yet too late.

I hope you die