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SleazyDream 02-08-2006 12:00 AM

Free winter vacation offer from Sleazy and Jman
 
All expense paid snowmobile adventure 2-3 day holiday in winnipeg manitoba with Sleazy and Jman

requirements:

1. Must be female.
2. Must be fun to hang around with for weekend.
3. Must work in Industry.
4. We must actually like you at least a little.
5. Reread #1
6. We must think on some level we have a chance with you. No sex required but flirting is a def must.
7. You must be ok with tons of non nude photos for GFY ) nude ok too but not necessary.
8. Reread #1

you WILL get your own private guest room (lockable)
you won't have to spend ANY money.
You will NOT have to fuck us - but you can if you want to.

we cannot handle more than 2 people at a time.


canadian, USA, mexican, european, and even asian women may apply.


post if you are interested.

quiet 02-08-2006 12:01 AM

:glugglug

SleazyDream 02-08-2006 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quiet
:glugglug

we'll buy your trip if you get a boob job - otherwise you can come too but you gota get your own airfare

Jman 02-08-2006 12:02 AM

Quiet... You in Sexy????

dissipate 02-08-2006 12:03 AM

Where do trannies fall into this equation?

Sly 02-08-2006 12:03 AM

quiet has a great rack.

Jman 02-08-2006 12:03 AM

I will include a world famous french massage... Oui Oui!!!

Jman 02-08-2006 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate
Where do trannies fall into this equation?

They don't fall they just get hit by semi's on highway 8 :Oh crap

SleazyDream 02-08-2006 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMan
I will include a world famous french massage... Oui Oui!!!

I'm offering a coupon discount - $50 off regular price - for anyone who want to suck my cock

SteveLightspeed 02-08-2006 12:07 AM

Sexist Contest!!! I'm going to file a complaint with, uh, the federal office of.... of... of people who care about stuff like this!

Steve Lightspeed

Ice 02-08-2006 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
All expense paid snowmobile adventure 2-3 day holiday in winnipeg manitoba with Sleazy and Jman

requirements:

1. Must be female.
2. Must be fun to hang around with for weekend.
3. Must work in Industry.
4. We must actually like you at least a little.
5. Reread #1
6. We must think on some level we have a chance with you. No sex required but flirting is a def must.
7. You must be ok with tons of non nude photos for GFY ) nude ok too but not necessary.
8. Reread #1

you WILL get your own private guest room (lockable)
you won't have to spend ANY money.
You will NOT have to fuck us - but you can if you want to.

we cannot handle more than 2 people at a time.


canadian, USA, mexican, european, and even asian women may apply.


post if you are interested.

All expense paid snowmobile adventure 2-3 day holiday in winnipeg manitoba with Sleazy and Jman

requirements:

1. Must be female. Will bring females
2. Must be fun to hang around with for weekend. Check
3. Must work in Industry. Check
4. We must actually like you at least a little. Check
5. Reread #1 Check
6. We must think on some level we have a chance with you. No sex required but flirting is a def must. Check with booze you provide
7. You must be ok with tons of non nude photos for GFY ) nude ok too but not necessary. Check
8. Reread #1 Check

you WILL get your own private guest room (lockable) Check and the women sleep in my room
you won't have to spend ANY money. Check but expected
You will NOT have to fuck us - but you can if you want to. Check

we cannot handle more than 2 people at a time. Check


canadian, USA, mexican, european, and even asian women may apply.


post if you are interested

Holly Lez! 02-08-2006 12:10 AM

Count me in! I love flirting with Sleazy!

DaisyDuke 02-08-2006 12:10 AM

Wow free trip, french massage, lockable door?? If I tuck in my penis am I allowed to come? I promise you wont have to touch it... but you can if you want...

:winkwink:

webgurl 02-08-2006 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
You will NOT have to fuck us - but you can if you want to.

----> :1orglaugh
seriously almost fell off my chair ROFL


Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
asian women may apply.

Holy Sheeeeit :warning

Laurel 02-08-2006 12:11 AM

You almost had me, but I'm too camera shy.

SleazyDream 02-08-2006 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laurel
You almost had me, but I'm too camera shy.

all we want is fubar type pics for gfy- seriously - we will fly you up laurel - no strings attached

Jman 02-08-2006 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed
Sexist Contest!!! I'm going to file a complaint with, uh, the federal office of.... of... of people who care about stuff like this!

Steve Lightspeed


Oh Tebe... You Ma Supa Man :winkwink:

Zoe_Zoebaboe 02-08-2006 12:22 AM

.Ooh! I definately need a vacation, and some quality time with sexy guys :) I'm in!

RAM 02-08-2006 12:29 AM

What if I wear a wig and call you both sir ?

SleazyDream 02-08-2006 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoe_Zoebaboe
.Ooh! I definately need a vacation, and some quality time with sexy guys :) I'm in!



mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm zoe!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jman 02-08-2006 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RAM
What if I wear a wig and call you both sir ?


Dude, You got me at the lightspeed thongue ;-)

http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/archi...ars/z01235.jpg

je_rome 02-08-2006 02:01 AM

Damn! Why females only? How about trannies?

Doctor Dre 02-08-2006 02:04 AM

Want me to send my next model for a single girl site ? She's fun, very cute, a lil bit tom boy and love snowmobile ;) I'm sure you'd have fun with her, and that would give her a lil bit of promo ;)

We're gonna have her first shoot next week ... I'l post pics ;)

Doctor Dre 02-08-2006 02:06 AM

And by Tomboy I mean she likes doing boy things ... she's very feminine... lol

Oh and she speaks french

RAM 02-08-2006 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMan
Dude, You got me at the lightspeed thongue ;-)

http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/archi...ars/z01235.jpg


I see your reviewing my resume :thumbsup

JFK 02-08-2006 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
all we want is fubar type pics for gfy- seriously - we will fly you up laurel - no strings attached

yeah, NO Strings, just wear a smile :Graucho

lazycash 02-08-2006 04:03 AM

I went ahead and posted your offer here

chase 02-08-2006 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash

That wasn't necessary, I already saw it here. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

grumpy 02-08-2006 06:23 AM

can we say desperate!

Peaches 02-08-2006 08:27 AM

What are the age and weight maximums? ;)

sherie 02-08-2006 09:18 AM

Wouldn't you have a better chance on AFF? ;)

WiredGuy 02-08-2006 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
6. We must think on some level we have a chance with you. No sex required but flirting is a def must.

I gather I passed the test? LOL. Can you guys send me the pics when you get a chance?

PS: You got me hooked onto Carribean Poker you bastard. I spent 9 hours at Niagra Falls casino playing last night (well, I haven't slept yet, lol).
WG

lesbodojo 02-08-2006 09:43 AM

To Girls on GFY:

If you go on this trip with Sleazy & JMan you are sure to have a kick ass time! I highly suggest this trip to any hot girl who wants a dangerous + fun adventure. (heavy on the dangerous; heavy on the fun)

rhon23 02-08-2006 10:11 AM

someday I will make it there I promise

Elli 02-08-2006 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lesbodojo
To Girls on GFY:

If you go on this trip with Sleazy & JMan you are sure to have a kick ass time! I highly suggest this trip to any hot girl who wants a dangerous + fun adventure. (heavy on the dangerous; heavy on the fun)

You're just bitter because of your bruise. :) I almost cracked my back jumping into the inner tube from Sleazy's boat that summer!

Belinda 02-08-2006 11:28 AM

OK I am in. How about before Phoenix that way i can thaw out after the snow. :)

LadyMischief 02-08-2006 11:31 AM

Do they have to be single!? :P

Jace 02-08-2006 11:33 AM

quick, someone post this on craigslist

hahahaha

BradShaw 02-08-2006 11:58 AM

You would have more fun hanging out with me, and I would not give you blue balls.

Jman 02-08-2006 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradShaw
You would have more fun hanging out with me, and I would not give you blue balls.

Well come on up Brad. There's a Sled with your name on it :thumbsup

ChandieGirl 02-08-2006 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoe_Zoebaboe
.Ooh! I definately need a vacation, and some quality time with sexy guys :) I'm in!

Me too!!! Me too!!!

But wait...do you furnish warm clothing, too? Us Southern Cali girls get really cole when we travel north of the state line.
*shiver*

Rochard 02-08-2006 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
All expense paid snowmobile adventure 2-3 day holiday in winnipeg manitoba with Sleazy and Jman

requirements:

1. Must be female.
2. Must be fun to hang around with for weekend.
3. Must work in Industry.
4. We must actually like you at least a little.
5. Reread #1
6. We must think on some level we have a chance with you. No sex required but flirting is a def must.
7. You must be ok with tons of non nude photos for GFY ) nude ok too but not necessary.
8. Reread #1

you WILL get your own private guest room (lockable)
you won't have to spend ANY money.
You will NOT have to fuck us - but you can if you want to.

we cannot handle more than 2 people at a time.


canadian, USA, mexican, european, and even asian women may apply.


post if you are interested.

I'd fuck both of you just for shits and giggles.

BradM 02-08-2006 03:05 PM

I'll do the frenchie because I know he's passionate.


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