Why not to eat at an irish pub on a date
 

Atleast stay away from the corned beef and hash. I went out with this rediculously hot friend of a friend's last night... went to an irish pub to eat first... then i spend the rest of the night trying to keep gas in when we went back to her place... now she thinks that i looked uncomfortable all night :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

HAHAHAHA self owned, Did ya still get some action?

Did you also eat some cabbage?

you should have just let it rip. Some cheick are into those things

wow dude you have some mad game!

bringing her to a local shithole, that must have got you major points.

next date includes:

bus transportation
shopping at wal mart
quick stop at burger king
watching re runs of M.A.S.H

im sure she is just horny as hell for you after this first date, you need to cool off, your pimp game is HOT HOT HOT!

i knew about the cabbage... so i only had like 2 bites, i mainly just ate the corned beef and potatoes..


and no deej i didnt get any action, i was too worried about busting ass!

heh, its a really nice irish pub right on the beach,but nice try troll.

now you just wait a god damn second, WHAT IS WRONG WITH TAKING A GIRL TO SHOP AT WAL-MART???

Fuck - you are not Irish

Irish drink their dinner

lol very true

gee, what kind of girls are you dating?

Learn how to cook... girls preffer that anyways.

oh boy

On the first date I had with my GF we went out for nachos. It never occured to me gas would be a problem, well it was. We got back to my place and watched a movie afterwards, I kept trying to keep it in but the cramps and air pressure overcame me and as I walked to the washroom it came out with every step, nothing I could do to stop it! Man I was sooo embarassed.

The next day I was talking to her online and appologized for it, she had already forgotten about it and just thought it was funny.

Lmao, I feel your pain bro :)

The fastest way to a woman's heart is through her stomach. :thumbsup