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chshkt 02-07-2006 08:20 AM

Very entertaining UFO CONSPIRACY - Anyone from New York City / Manhattan?
 
Who can point me a real possible source of that smell all over Manhattan... at least 10 miles! Or why don't you show it to me on Google Maps / Earth :D
But not some crappy theory about some ghost sweet shop in midtown north or so...
hahaha

http://www.gothamist.com/archives/20...ll_mystery.php

http://thedailytransom.observer.com/..._for_men_only/

http://www.armchairgarbageman.com/ar...10.html#000288

http://newsfromrussia.com/world/2005/12/09/69609.html

obviously the people loved it so they got it for a second time

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1537988/posts

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/01/05/ny...gewanted=print

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,178299,00.html


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


An Alternative Contact Scenario
The Pleiadian Light through Hannah Beaconsfield

On the night of October 27 and into the morning of October 28, 2005,
there was strange phenomenon over New York City and many adjacent
areas. It was a sweet smell that was so pervasive that 911 and 311
emergency lines were inundated with calls. I was wakened at some early
hour of October 28 by this smell. I couldn't figure out what it was or
where it came from. The odor seemed like flowers to me. My mind
devised a story to explain it. I thought a neighbor was cleaning,
using a more pleasant cleaning solution than the usual acrid one.
Since the smell wasn't offensive, I went to back to sleep and forgot
about it. When I got up later, I saw on TV that this had been a
massive phenomenon that caused a lot of reactions.

The EPA stated the smell was benign and most probably came from some
food preparation company. I really couldn't imagine what the size of
such a company would be that would create an aroma that covered such a
large area. So I asked the Pleiadian Light if they could give some
information about this occurrence.


We are the Pleiadian Light. We greet you with peace and joy . . . and
the sweet smell of success, a successful contact mission! The phantom
aroma over New York City was a form of ET contact and was the work of
the Integrated Intergalactic Network, of which we are a part.

Whoever said ETs would make contact only by landing a spacecraft and
walking out to shake hands with you? Often in the past, you have seen
our presence as lights in the sky. Why wouldn't we present ourselves
to another of your senses? And to assure you that we come with only
benign intentions, the smell was "sweet." In addition, different
people projected their own preferences on this pleasant aroma. Some
said it smelled like coffee or maple syrup, some said chocolate, some
thought it was flowery. This in itself is an indication of a
transcendental rather than a material event. Note, we did not send you
running for gas masks because of some foul odor. We tapped you gently
on the shoulder and whispered, "We're here."

This form of sensory contact has fringe benefits in that you breathe
our essence into your own bodies. This gives you a sense of our
reality absorbed in a nonverbal and, we hope, nonthreatening manner.
Our energies act as a template, and you align your own energy
signature with ours. This is not an invasive situation, for the energy
is offered to you free for you to use for your own ascension.

The choice of contacting through the sense of smell has other
advantages. Your olfactory sense directly stimulates the brain centers
that affect your emotion and your intuition, and color your sense of
reality. We can say further that this contact brought much-needed
benign support to New York City. Your city has been traumatized and
continues to suffer the effects of the trauma, though these effects
are now being carried more on subconscious levels.

The energy for change that this contact has brought to your plane has
the effect of expanding perceptions. This expansion allows a wider
overview of your reality. The wider view allows you to feel less
anxiety about your current world situation, because you feel less "in
the dark." It is the darkness and your inability to perceive what lies
within it that causes fear.



YOU ARE EXPERIENCING AN ENERGY UPGRADE

In addition to expanded perceptions, you are experiencing an energy
upgrade. As you have noticed, in the past few days, many people you
know and even strangers you see on the street have suddenly come down
with colds. It is true that it is the change of seasons, the time when
microbes proliferate; but it is equally true that when you ascend a
step in your vibrational level, you will experience some form of
detoxification. Colds are a wonderful form of detoxification. They
clear all the bodies of consciousness through this physical _expression.

When will you have the ET contact scenarios of your fantasies? The
answer to that question is in the hands of your mass consciousness.
The energy of change, the conflict between dark and light elements,
the natural disasters and the destructive events initiated by various
world leaders are causing such a riot of confusion that we couldn't
possibly have a clear path for communication right now.

We will wait and watch and make limited contacts until the time when
we can have open contact. Be at peace.

Hannah Beaconsfield

:GFYBand :banana :banana :banana :banana :banana :GFYBand

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Spider Ninja 02-07-2006 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chshkt
Who can point me a real possible source of that smell all over Manhattan

I thought that was from New Jersey

SilentKnight 02-07-2006 09:29 AM

Similiar phenomenon here in Canada - the closer you get to Parliament Hill, the more arse you can smell.

Doctor Dre 02-07-2006 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight
Similiar phenomenon here in Canada - the closer you get to Parliament Hill, the more arse you can smell.

haha I prolly live near enough that I can't smell that anymore

SilentKnight 02-07-2006 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
haha I prolly live near enough that I can't smell that anymore

The politicos count on us becomin' desensitized to it. :1orglaugh

chshkt 02-07-2006 10:45 AM

LOL and after the sig, img and quote now the font types/sizes are turned off for me. Even bold. Nice try GFY!
When you'll forbid me to use half of the alphabet so it can be real US democracy! :1orglaugh

Bird 02-07-2006 11:20 AM

Chicago smells like chocolate chip cookies......I shit you not.....Theres a choclate chip factory along grand.


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