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Bird 02-06-2006 03:37 PM

Do you dip you Pizza In Ranch Dressing
 
Ranch or any other sauce

Harmon 02-06-2006 03:37 PM

Ranch, yes. It's the shit.

EdgeXXX 02-06-2006 03:38 PM

Yes I do

The Truth Hurts 02-06-2006 03:38 PM

ranch is the new salsa

artman 02-06-2006 03:39 PM

love buffalo ranch on my pizza

chadglni 02-06-2006 03:39 PM

I'll dip anything in ranch dressing, even pussy.

Harmon 02-06-2006 03:39 PM

It will kill your fucking breath though :warning

TheLegacy 02-06-2006 03:39 PM

ranch.. or butter. thanks.. gave me an idea for dinner tonight

XfactoryOnline 02-06-2006 03:39 PM

No Ranch Sucks

adultchica 02-06-2006 03:40 PM

I am guility of dipping my pizza in ranch.

Mr Pheer 02-06-2006 03:40 PM

keep dipping pizza in ranch dressing often and you'll be a really fat fuck before you know what happened :2 cents:

EdgeXXX 02-06-2006 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by artman
love buffalo ranch on my pizza


Buffalo Ranch???

What am I missing over here?

Zeina-Heart 02-06-2006 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bird
Ranch or any other sauce

no not really.. but I love ranch sauce with fried chicken, it sounds weird but its really good :)

chadglni 02-06-2006 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrPheer
keep dipping pizza in ranch dressing often and you'll be a really fat fuck before you know what happened :2 cents:

As if pizza is the definition of healthy.

jollyperv 02-06-2006 03:43 PM

Anyone who doesn't is a fucking terrorist.

Bird 02-06-2006 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zeina-Heart
no not really.. but I love ranch sauce with fried chicken, it sounds weird but its really good :)



Damn your good, I fucking joining your affiliate program. :thumbsup :thumbsup

EdgeXXX 02-06-2006 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jollyperv
Anyone who doesn't is a fucking terrorist.

:1orglaugh

~Ray 02-06-2006 03:53 PM

no, but I like to smother it with parm.

never heard of pizza dipped in ranch until I moved to Detroit for a year.. it's almost illegal not to dip there.

Young 02-06-2006 03:53 PM

I prefer to keep my 31" waist and 18" biceps thanks.

BIGTYMER 02-06-2006 04:20 PM

Sometimes I do.

BigCashCrew 02-06-2006 04:21 PM

Yes, I love pizza dipped in ranch dressing.

After Shock Media 02-06-2006 04:22 PM

Americans are obsessed with ranch dressing and it is very damn sad.

And no I do not give a rats ass about the calories in it either.

EdgeXXX 02-06-2006 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media
Americans are obsessed with ranch dressing and it is very damn sad.

And no I do not give a rats ass about the calories in it either.


Why is that sad?

After Shock Media 02-06-2006 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EdgeXXX
Why is that sad?

Because nearly every other dressing has suffered a great deal to it.
I am beyond sick of going to a restaurant and discovering they only have ranch, vinaigrette and maybe thousand island. Hell if you forget to ask it comes as default nowadays.
It has literally gone to far when you order fries and they ask you if you want ranch with those. Or you order pizza and bread sticks via delivery. You specify you want marinara for your bread sticks yet they always bring you friggin ranch and you have to send the driver back to get the damn red sauce (because ranch is typical default).
Or your sitting at a table and you can hear people ordering, and every so often you hear someone screech out "rannnnnchhh!" like it is some white trash mating call.

RevSand 02-06-2006 04:48 PM

Ranch is good shit! Yea it is aweful for you BUT it tastes good on nearly anything...

After Shock Media 02-06-2006 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RevSand
Ranch is good shit! Yea it is aweful for you BUT it tastes good on nearly anything...

Death to flavored mayo and milk.

EdgeXXX 02-06-2006 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media
Because nearly every other dressing has suffered a great deal to it.
I am beyond sick of going to a restaurant and discovering they only have ranch, vinaigrette and maybe thousand island. Hell if you forget to ask it comes as default nowadays.
It has literally gone to far when you order fries and they ask you if you want ranch with those. Or you order pizza and bread sticks via delivery. You specify you want marinara for your bread sticks yet they always bring you friggin ranch and you have to send the driver back to get the damn red sauce (because ranch is typical default).
Or your sitting at a table and you can hear people ordering, and every so often you hear someone screech out "rannnnnchhh!" like it is some white trash mating call.



I sense a deep seeded anger and some masked psychological issues that, if left untreated, could result in violent condiment-related hatred. I have no way of treating this over the internet so instead I am posting a picture of an angry kitty:




http://www.ctgilles.net/images/pictars/madcat.jpg

webseth 02-06-2006 05:02 PM

knoflook saus

After Shock Media 02-06-2006 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EdgeXXX
I sense a deep seeded anger and some masked psychological issues that, if left untreated, could result in violent condiment-related hatred. I have no way of treating this over the internet so instead I am posting a picture of an angry kitty:




http://www.ctgilles.net/images/pictars/madcat.jpg

buhahahaha

You have no idea how right you are.

Bird 02-06-2006 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EdgeXXX
I sense a deep seeded anger and some masked psychological issues that, if left untreated, could result in violent condiment-related hatred. I have no way of treating this over the internet so instead I am posting a picture of an angry kitty:




http://www.ctgilles.net/images/pictars/madcat.jpg


Where the fuck are my chicken livers....

elitecontent 02-06-2006 05:15 PM

everyone knows the best dip is that garlic butter sauce from papa johns... now if they could only turn that into an energy drink I'd be in buttery heaven

~Ray 02-06-2006 05:28 PM

ranch is easy to make in the restaurant.. therefore, they call it "house" dressing.

After Shock Media 02-06-2006 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdvertisingSex
ranch is easy to make in the restaurant.. therefore, they call it "house" dressing.

No it is cause they are lazy fucks with customers that have the culinary appetite of a dung beetle.

House dressing is whatever specialized dressing the restaurant makes. Last week at a place the house dressing was a champagne vinaigrette.

Orgasmics 02-06-2006 05:46 PM

No ranch. I use either extra sauce or ketchup... or nothing.

amandaspost 02-06-2006 06:10 PM

Never tried it

PixeLs 02-06-2006 06:36 PM

I haven't tried and I don't think I will.

Penthouse Tony 02-06-2006 06:41 PM

Ranch dressing is nasty shit.

CDSmith 02-06-2006 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon
It will kill your fucking breath though :warning

Yeah, raunch dressing isn't conducive to dating.


I sprinkle a little tobasco on my pizza, and some extra parmesan cheese. Yummy.

CDSmith 02-06-2006 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media
Because nearly every other dressing has suffered a great deal to it.
I am beyond sick of going to a restaurant and discovering they only have ranch, vinaigrette and maybe thousand island. Hell if you forget to ask it comes as default nowadays.
It has literally gone to far when you order fries and they ask you if you want ranch with those. Or you order pizza and bread sticks via delivery. You specify you want marinara for your bread sticks yet they always bring you friggin ranch and you have to send the driver back to get the damn red sauce (because ranch is typical default).
Or your sitting at a table and you can hear people ordering, and every so often you hear someone screech out "rannnnnchhh!" like it is some white trash mating call.

It's the new ketchup.



(I fucking hate ketchup)

HDADULT 02-06-2006 06:56 PM

I dip mine in Italian dressing .....much better then ranch

mikie mike 02-06-2006 06:58 PM

it also depend on what type of pizza i am having if i have dipping sauce or not

Bird 02-06-2006 06:59 PM

Sometimes i use bluecheese if I am having hotwings.

Sosa 02-06-2006 07:12 PM

it is good stuff.

Spunky 02-06-2006 07:20 PM

I dip mine in a Garlic dip

chazer 02-06-2006 07:27 PM

i used to always get buffalo chicken kickers and a large pepperoni pizza from dominos.

ended up having ranch sauce left over, because they accidentally gave me 2 with the kickers.

so i figured, hey might as well dip my pizza in it.

moral of the story, I don't eat pizza now without ranch sauce... it's fucking delicious

chazer 02-06-2006 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chadglni
As if pizza is the definition of healthy.

actually it is.

kristin 02-06-2006 07:53 PM

Guilty. : )

tony286 02-06-2006 07:54 PM

my wife is the dip kid lol

SomeCreep 02-06-2006 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bird
Ranch

fux yeah, dat shit tastes goooooood

je_rome 02-06-2006 08:20 PM

Of course! Pizza is incomplete without ranch.


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