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From: "Mr. Funsho Williams" <[email protected]>
Reply-To: [email protected]

REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

I AM MR FUNSHO WILLIAMS (MNIM). THE CO-ORDINATOR OF
THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA CONTRACT REVIEW
PANEL OF THE NIGERIAN NATIONAL PETROLEUM CORPORATION
(NNPC).

SOMETIME AGO, A CONTRACT WAS AWARDED TO A CONGLOMERATE
OF FOREIGN COMPANIES BY MY COMMITTEE ON BEHALF
OF(NNPC). THE CONTRACT WAS OVER INVOICED TO THE TUNE
OF US$24.5 MILLION. THIS WAS DONE DELIBERATELY, THE
OVER INVOICING WAS A DEAL BY MEMBERS OF MY COMMITTEE
TO BENEFIT FROM THE PROJECT, WE NOW DESIRE TO TRANSFER
THIS MONEY WHICH IS PRESENTLY IN A SUSPENSE ACCOUNT OF
THE NNPC IN THE DEBT RECONCILIATION COMMITTEE (DRC)
INTO AN OVERSEAS ACCOUNT WHICH WE EXPECT YOU TO
PROVIDE FOR US.

BENEFITS:
FOR PROVIDING THE ACCOUNT WHERE WE SHALL REMIT THE
MONEY, YOU WILL BE ENTITLED TO 25% OF THE MONEY, 70%
WILL BE FOR ME AND MY PARTNERS, WHILE 5% HAS BEEN
MAPPED OUT FROM THE TOTAL SUM TO COVER ANY EXPENSES
THAT MAY BE INCURRED BY US DURING THE COURSE OF THIS
TRANSACTION, BOTH LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL EXPENSES.

I WOULD REQUIRE:
A. NAME AND ADDRESS OF COMPANY/BENEFICIARY
B. YOUR BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER, BANK ADDRESS AND
INFORMATION.
C. IT MUST BE AN ACCOUNT, IN WHICH YOU HAVE 100%
CONTROL OVER EVEN IF THERE ARE NO FUNDS AT PRESENT IN
IT.

THE ABOVE INFORMATION WOULD BE USED TO MAKE FORMAL
APPLICATIONS AS A MATTER OF PROCEDURE FOR THE RELEASE
OF THE MONEY FOR ONWARD TRANSFER TO YOUR ACCOUNT. IT
DOES NOT MATTER WHETHER COMPANY OR YOU PERFORMED
CONTRACT PROJECTS OF THE NATURE DESCRIBED HERE, THE
ASSUMPTION IS THAT YOU WON A MAJOR CONTRACT AND
SUB-CONTRACTED OUT TO OTHER COMPANIES. MORE OFTEN THAN
NOT, BIG TRADING COMPANIES OR INDIVIDUALS OF UNRELATED
FIELD WIN MAJOR CONTRACTS AND SUB-CONTRACTS IT OUT TO
MORE SPECIALISED FIRMS FOR EXECUTION OF SUCH
CONTRACTS.WE HAVE STRONG AND RELIABLE CONNECTIONS AND
CONTACTS AT THE DEBT RECONCILIATION COMMITTEE (DRC)
AND THE FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE (FMF) AND WE HAVE
NO DOUBTS THAT ALL THIS MONEY WILL BE RELEASED AND
TRANSFERED IF WE GET THE NECESSARY FOREIGN PARTNER IN
THIS DEAL.

THEREFORE, WHEN THE BUSINESS IS SUCCESSFULLY
CONCLUDED, WE SHALL THROUGH OUR SAME CONNECTIONS
WITHDRAW ALL DOCUMENTS USED FROM ALL THE CONCERNED
GOVERNMENT MINISTRIES FOR 100% SECURITY.
WE WANT THIS MONEY TO BE TRANSFERED TO THE OVERSEAS
ACCOUNT WHICH YOU ARE GOING TO PROVIDE FOR SAFE
KEEPING PENDING WHEN WE WILL DETERMINE HOW WE WANT OUR
PORTION OF THE MONEY, ALL EXPENSES REGARDING THE
ACCOUNT OPENING IF NOT ALREADY IN EXISTENCE SHALL BE
BORNE BY YOU, ALL EXPENSES ARE HOWEVER REIMBURSEABLE
AS ALREADY STATED ABOVE ON CONCLUSION OF BUSINESS.

PLEASE, CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY THROUGH EMAIL WHETHER
OR NOT YOU ARE INTERESTED IN THIS DEAL, SO THAT IF YOU
ARE NOT, IT WILL ENABLE ME SCOUT FOR ANOTHER FOREIGN
PARTNER TO CARRY OUT THIS DEAL. FORTUNATELY, IF YOU
ARE INTERESTED, SEND THE REQUIRED INFORMATION
MENTIONED THROUGH MY DIRECT FAX NUMBER: 234 1 7590371
OR EMAIL AT ANY TIME OF THE DAY. FOR MORE DETAILS ON
THIS BUSINESS, EMAIL ME.

I WAIT IN ANTICIPATION FOR YOUR COOPERATION.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,

MR FUNSHO WILLIAMS (MNIM).