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Marshal 02-06-2006 06:57 AM

I cheated on my girlfriend today!!!
 
Today I cheated on my girlfriend for the first time - I've received my Fleshlight this morning! :pimp
Thumbs up, Juicy! :thumbsup Thanks man!
This is just awesome! :winkwink:

FlogTheLog 02-06-2006 07:00 AM

how will you break the news to her :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Marshal 02-06-2006 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flogthelog
how will you break the news to her :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

i have no heart to tell her this! i would send her this link on icq! :1orglaugh

The Duck 02-06-2006 07:04 AM

My GF hates when I fuck my FL..

FlogTheLog 02-06-2006 07:07 AM

dam i gotta get me one of the fleshlights :thumbsup

anyone got a second hand one laying around?

Jace 02-06-2006 07:08 AM

mine should be here soon, I hope...

adamneve 02-06-2006 07:12 AM

did it feel good? :)

Spunky 02-06-2006 07:26 AM

:helpme I hear those things can be addicting

Marshal 02-06-2006 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adamneve
did it feel good? :)

Quote:

Sonique - It feels so good

You always make me smile when I?m feeling down
You give me such a vibe, I is totally bonafide, mmm
It?s not the way you walk, and it ain?t the way you talk
It ain?t the job you got, that keeps me satisfied

[chorus]your love it feels so good, and that waht takes me high
Higher than I?ve been before and your love, it keeps me alive
Thought I should let you know, that your touch it means so much
When I?m alone at night, it?s you I?m always thinkin? of ooh ooh baby

Oh won?t you understand how I feel yeah deep inside
Uh huh, you made feel all I need to feel
Yes in my heart
yeah, that's the thing! :thumbsup

Sam Granger 02-06-2006 07:37 AM

How are they wrapped when you get it in the post? :1orglaugh

Marshal 02-06-2006 07:57 AM

they are packed in nylon bag... you receive the case separately... not to forget the lube! :winkwink:

everything was in the big cardboard box...

IndayBadiday 02-06-2006 08:00 AM

lol..cool...I think I'll buy myself one...hehehehe

Marshal 02-06-2006 08:17 AM

http://www.locker-room.com/media_gal...le/520x150.gif

"How to use?" Fleshlight video!




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gambino 02-06-2006 08:37 AM

I've just bought one! It's great thing!!!

RayBonga 02-06-2006 08:42 AM

Congrats :thumbsup

You'll forget about your girl in no time.

AdultInsider Cloner 02-06-2006 08:45 AM

Never actually tried one......

Marshal 02-06-2006 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultInsider Cloner
Never actually tried one......

you definitely should! the experience you would never forget! and it's around $50! heh, spare cash... :)

you wouldn't get a blowjob from a crack whore for this money! :1orglaugh

Jer 02-06-2006 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nettrust
you wouldn't get a blowjob from a crack whore for this money! :1orglaugh

For $50 you could get a few blowjobs from ugly brazilian whores or a blowjob from a good looking brazilian whore :winkwink:

Marshal 02-06-2006 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jer
For $50 you could get a few blowjobs from ugly brazilian whores or a blowjob from a good looking brazilian whore :winkwink:

i couldn't agree more! :thumbsup
but you could use them only once! :winkwink:
and with Fleshlight, you could repeat the action! :)

Platinumpimp 02-06-2006 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nettrust
Today I cheated on my girlfriend for the first time - I've received my Fleshlight this morning! :pimp
Thumbs up, Juicy! :thumbsup Thanks man!
This is just awesome! :winkwink:

Is it better than your chick? Which one did you get? The butt light? :1orglaugh

djroof 02-06-2006 09:29 AM

damn cheaters!!!

Downtime 02-06-2006 09:30 AM

haha that's funny yet disturbing at the same time

cool1 02-06-2006 09:35 AM

Fleshlights do rock

je_rome 02-07-2006 01:01 AM

Will you cheat the second time? Hope it's worth it.

Vitasoy 02-07-2006 01:42 AM

One of the best inventions ever..:winkwink:

aico 02-07-2006 01:47 AM

It's fucking hilarious how you guys really think it's cool to fuck a Fleshlight cuz "everyone" says it's cool...

In my book, fucking a fake pussy pretty makes you a big fat fucking loser, doing it because someone says it's cool, makes you sheep.

Bahhhhhh fucking Bahhhh

I seriously hope most of you are kidding, which I think you are, but those who fall for their bullshit... ha ha ha, such fucking losers with your high-tech Fifi Bags...

Kevin - The PNN 02-07-2006 02:00 AM

What is your problem "aico?" Pussy without the bitching - what is wrong with that?

Doctor Dre 02-07-2006 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky
:helpme I hear those things can be addicting

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
I bought one years ago... used it a couple times, but it's sitting in the closet. It feels good, but it just makes me wanna get real pussy...

reynold 02-07-2006 02:04 AM

Fleshlight's inventors are the world's greatest prodigy.

aico 02-07-2006 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevin - BeauBucks
What is your problem "aico?" Pussy without the bitching - what is wrong with that?

It's not pussy... it's a piece of rubber. So if I ever want a piece of rubber without the bitching, I will go for it...

blazi 02-07-2006 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico
It's fucking hilarious how you guys really think it's cool to fuck a Fleshlight cuz "everyone" says it's cool...

In my book, fucking a fake pussy pretty makes you a big fat fucking loser, doing it because someone says it's cool, makes you sheep.

Bahhhhhh fucking Bahhhh

I seriously hope most of you are kidding, which I think you are, but those who fall for their bullshit... ha ha ha, such fucking losers with your high-tech Fifi Bags...

I bet you never complain when you see a woman using a dildo, so what's the big deal LOL

aico 02-07-2006 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blazi
I bet you never complain when you see a woman using a dildo, so what's the big deal LOL

Good point, but, would you fuck your fleshlight with a girl watching you? I am sure everyone who has one hides it...

Plus whenever I see a girl using a dildo, I am the one fuckign her with it...

butterflybucks 02-07-2006 02:17 AM

Make sure you warm your FL in hot water for the ultimate pleasure =)

PixeLs 02-07-2006 02:33 AM

Just enjoy the stuff and hope she'll understand you need such thing to feed your perverted nature. :winkwink:

dissipate 02-07-2006 02:35 AM

i wonder what she'll think about being replaced by a piece of cyberskin

reed_4 02-07-2006 02:45 AM

You cheated? naw, just got even coz your gf has lots of vibrators. :naughty

clickdude 02-07-2006 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nettrust
Today I cheated on my girlfriend for the first time - I've received my Fleshlight this morning! :pimp
Thumbs up, Juicy! :thumbsup Thanks man!
This is just awesome! :winkwink:



Har Har Har! That is one funny shit:thumbsup :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

DutchTeenCash 02-07-2006 09:24 AM

did she move it back n forwards? :)

Stallion 02-07-2006 09:48 AM

just dont tell her.. lol

sfera 02-07-2006 10:12 AM

i hear you go to hell for that, bad boy!


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