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I cheated on my girlfriend today!!!
Today I cheated on my girlfriend for the first time - I've received my Fleshlight this morning! :pimp
Thumbs up, Juicy! :thumbsup Thanks man! This is just awesome! :winkwink: |
how will you break the news to her :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
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My GF hates when I fuck my FL..
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dam i gotta get me one of the fleshlights :thumbsup
anyone got a second hand one laying around? |
mine should be here soon, I hope...
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did it feel good? :)
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:helpme I hear those things can be addicting
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How are they wrapped when you get it in the post? :1orglaugh
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they are packed in nylon bag... you receive the case separately... not to forget the lube! :winkwink:
everything was in the big cardboard box... |
lol..cool...I think I'll buy myself one...hehehehe
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I've just bought one! It's great thing!!!
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Congrats :thumbsup
You'll forget about your girl in no time. |
Never actually tried one......
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you wouldn't get a blowjob from a crack whore for this money! :1orglaugh |
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but you could use them only once! :winkwink: and with Fleshlight, you could repeat the action! :) |
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damn cheaters!!!
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haha that's funny yet disturbing at the same time
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Fleshlights do rock
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Will you cheat the second time? Hope it's worth it.
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One of the best inventions ever..:winkwink:
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It's fucking hilarious how you guys really think it's cool to fuck a Fleshlight cuz "everyone" says it's cool...
In my book, fucking a fake pussy pretty makes you a big fat fucking loser, doing it because someone says it's cool, makes you sheep. Bahhhhhh fucking Bahhhh I seriously hope most of you are kidding, which I think you are, but those who fall for their bullshit... ha ha ha, such fucking losers with your high-tech Fifi Bags... |
What is your problem "aico?" Pussy without the bitching - what is wrong with that?
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I bought one years ago... used it a couple times, but it's sitting in the closet. It feels good, but it just makes me wanna get real pussy... |
Fleshlight's inventors are the world's greatest prodigy.
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Plus whenever I see a girl using a dildo, I am the one fuckign her with it... |
Make sure you warm your FL in hot water for the ultimate pleasure =)
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Just enjoy the stuff and hope she'll understand you need such thing to feed your perverted nature. :winkwink:
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i wonder what she'll think about being replaced by a piece of cyberskin
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You cheated? naw, just got even coz your gf has lots of vibrators. :naughty
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Har Har Har! That is one funny shit:thumbsup :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh |
did she move it back n forwards? :)
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just dont tell her.. lol
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i hear you go to hell for that, bad boy!
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