I just got the funniest MySpace email...
 

I grew up in a small town in northern Minnesota called Pequot Lakes. I just recently moved back to Minnesota and I was screwing around on MySpace and ran across all the Alumi of my highschool, so I hit a few up just because.......this is my message, followed by her reply:

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From: Lance
Date: Feb 5, 2006 3:09 PM

Hey Rachel!

I noticed that you're also a grad of PLHS, so I thought I'd hit ya up and say hi.

Granted, you were in like 7th grade when I graduated, but a connection is a connection ;)

I haven't been up to that area for a long time now, even though I have family scattered all over the Lakes area. I just recently moved back to MN and I'd forgotten how freaking cold it is in this state!

Anyway, just wanted to say hi....hit me up if you feel like chatting, I'd like to know what's different up there now!

-Lance
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From: Rachel
Date: Feb 5, 2006 8:19 PM

The area is still gorgeous!

Your profile makes you look like a really dirty guy. Plus you do not believe in God? You scare me.
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LOL! ahhh....conservative, religous midwesterners...

In case you were wondering about my "dirty" profile....check it out and see why I apparently look like a dirty guy.. http://myspace.com/clonerboy

She was kindly telling you to take a bath.

you're a godless infidel and you smell. sucks to be you :winkwink:

well you dont believe in god she doesnt like u:)

Reply telling her that you infact are god.

Or at least the Son of God? lol

Ahhhh... Upper Mid-west farmgirls. If you can ever get them away from Mommy and the Lutheran minister, when you get them naked they are FREAKY! Freaky, I tell you, freaky.

funny thing is she's like 26, 3 kids and divorced....apparently her choice of a good god-fearing man wasn't that good lol

sinnnnerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

:)

you're so dirty and filthy... hehe.

Dirty as in a sex maniac?