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Paraskass 02-05-2006 10:07 PM

John Holmes was stupid because of the size of his dick.
 
it's documented that when you have a oversized dick, your brain gets deprived from blood when you have erections, making you stupid.

that's why John Holmes was stupid, and that's why the man with the largest cock in the world faints when he gets erections.

BoyAlley 02-05-2006 10:08 PM

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Major (Tom) 02-05-2006 10:10 PM

maybe thats why im smart ... go figure lol

duke

Ice 02-05-2006 10:14 PM

Maybe that is why I faint all the time :(

Anya 02-05-2006 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice
Maybe that is why I faint all the time :(

Every time I see your giant penis, Ice darling, I faint too :hitit

:winkwink:

Anya

Ice 02-05-2006 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A_Fox
Every time I see your giant penis, Ice darling, I faint too :hitit

:winkwink:

Anya

:wetkiss :wetkiss :wetkiss :wetkiss

Sly 02-05-2006 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A_Fox
Every time I see your giant penis, Ice darling, I faint too :hitit

:winkwink:

Anya

I would faint too from holding up that huge magnifying glass.

Ice 02-05-2006 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly
I would faint too from holding up that huge magnifying glass.


Sly you dropped this.....

http://images.doublejsaddlery.com/ww...J-P-49_big.jpg

Sly 02-05-2006 10:48 PM

Ahaha you little bitch.

CDSmith 02-05-2006 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paraskass
that's why John Holmes was stupid, and that's why the man with the largest cock in the world faints when he gets erections.

No he doesn't. He's dead.


Halloo? Anyone like, hoome? :D

c-lo 02-06-2006 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
No he doesn't. He's dead.


Wrong, I'm still alive & kickin.





Hur hur hur...:disgust


later
c-lo

tristan_D 02-06-2006 12:56 AM

so when you have an oversized dick its like trying erotic asphyxiation coz your brain is deprived of the blood. hhhhmmmmm?????

PixeLs 02-06-2006 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paraskass
it's documented that when you have a oversized dick, your brain gets deprived from blood when you have erections, making you stupid.

that's why John Holmes was stupid, and that's why the man with the largest cock in the world faints when he gets erections.

Ok, that makes sense. There's nothin like having an average one. :)

who 02-06-2006 01:49 AM

I have a reserve of blood in my manboobs which more than makes up for this.


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