Can someone please translate this for me? Thanks. :)
 

Here is an email I just received.


"Hi. I will know why it stands the site can not be shown when I should enter the site. Thank you for an answer. Janne."


What the fuck is Janne trying to tell me? Or.. ask me?

Let me rephrase.

"Hi. When I should enter the site it can not be shown, I will know why it stands. Thank you for an answer. Janne."

Janne can't get into your site, either a bad file or Janne is on a bad connection.

I'd get right on this, you don't want to loose your inteligent surfers like this.

Done! :thumbsup

Ok it looks like the person cannot write English so they used an online translation service like Babelfish.

So we simply retrace their steps. The only problem is determining their original language. I tried about eighty different ones until I found one that makes perfect sense.

I translated the original text into Japanese and then retranslated it back into English.

"Today. I me should enter to the place, when, that cannot show the place, you have known why it can stand. Answering thank you. Janne"

Which obviously means that she was getting a join page error using her JCB card. :)

Actually, it kinda sounds like bad french to english translation. In french,the word stand is also used to mean online.

So she is probably getting an error page of some sort when trying to get into your site.

Janne sounds like a finnish name.
Email him back with,
"hahaha214;hahaha246;hahaha246;hahaha246;.. hhahaha228;h? Mithahaha228; meinaat?"
translated loosely
"ehhhh... huh? What do you mean?"

Well, that went well.. gfy discriminates against scandinavic letters.

ya gotta love it!

TGF. What the fuck good is it to laugh at Janne email? I can't write back a bunch of hahahaha's. But thanks for trying.

And 3M TA3, money sees no intelligence. I don't care how dumb you are, I'll still charge you a monthly fee to look at pussy in my members area.

She want a compliment from u.....just to say thank you....:upsidedow

??
 

Huh, type she just cant

lol

Its probably a muslim trying to fuck with you :1orglaugh

Regards,

Lee

Redshoe get off your power trip.

Not everyone speaks English as a first language and if you could not make out anything that he just said maybe you need a lesson as well.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

And Alex you are an idiot, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa.

:) Actually, "Danne" is typical swedish name, and the mail pretty much looks like a direct translation of swedish to english, probably "bablefish"
This is what he said:
"Hi. I´d like to know why the messege "page can not be found" is displayed when I try to enter your site."