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It has been reported today thay Elton John is getting a divorce.





When asked why, he replied: "I found out that my partner was having sex
behind my back".

Cool, you told a joke that could have been funny but, wasnt :)

Has Dorset brought its way in to the 21st century yet? Last time i was there people were only just hearing about those things called 'wheels' :winkwink:

Regards,

Lee

Police have just arrested Elton John after a number of complaints of public indecency at his wedding.


His lawyer has issued a statement saying it is all a misunderstanding as Elton got a bit confused when he was asked by the vicar to place his ring on Davids finger

That was totally hilarious, was it not?