G'head! Ask me ANYTHING!
 

I'm giving into the current trend! I've got time to kill and I am willing to answer any and all of your questions!

BRING IT ON!

Who is your father?

what is the rectal temperature of a 3 toed sloth?

Have you ever fingered your own asshole? If not, why?

Why would I want to ask you anything?

Who is your mother?

Probably the guy that boinked my mother....





or Darth Vader. But I'll have to get back to you on that one

Last time I checked, it was 36 degrees Celsius

No


I hire mexican midgets to do it for me. Its better that way, gives the feeling an exotic twist

Because some people have answers to your question. Maybe you have a question that only I could answer. Try me, I know alot of stuff :)

My mother would be the first pussy I ever saw :helpme

will you be joining sleazycream for his daily buffet appointment?

I doubt it, I have better things to do.

Like post in this thread.


Then scratch my ass.


Then maybe go eat with sleazycream at his daily buff.... AH FUCK YOU CAUGHT ME!

:jerkoff where did u get that very cool attitude?

I didn't have any friends as a child, so I had alot of free time on my hands to watch TV, imitate the charismatic and non-chalant characters that were portrayed and eventually made up the very special person that I am today.

Please note that I use the word "special" in the good sense, not the ride-the-short-bus-to-school meaning of the word.