My Valentine to you is in my sig
 

um...see..um, you know.

(from this week's FLASHCA$H newsletter. Which is hilarious, written by me, and free to all FLASHCA$H webmasters)

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeww

and it's a GOOD smell

Tell Tassy that I think she is fucking hot for a white girl! You are the man dude!

:) Coming from you, that is quite a compliment. Thank you.

LOL that's friggin hillarious.

You are such a romantic!

How did you know?

Thanks, I think.. lol

lmaoooo!

ugh. semen has such a unique smell... when you walk into a peep show booth the smell about knocks you down. then some fag sticks his cock through the glory hole while your trying to rub one off and he kills your mood and you hold a lighter to his cock... but god... that smell mixed with burning cock flesh is the worst.

LOL. That sounded like Jack Handy on acid.

I don't think I'm alone when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system

ROFLMAO

"Was that outloud?"

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle...not screaming and panicked like the passengers on his bus.

(paraphrased)

a man would be confused if he recieves such teddy bear. was it his own semen or another man's? :1orglaugh