Are you a PERFECT boyfriend (girlfriend) ?
 

8 qualities of a PERFECT boyfriend...

Brave, Intelligent, Gentle, Polite, Energetic, Non-alcoholic, Industrious, Self-organised

In short, B.I.G.P.E.N.I.S
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Or in other words...

Naughy, Obnoxious, Throbbing, Hunter, Asshole, Prick, Prat, Evasive, Narky, Idiotic, Nasty, Grouchy

N.O.T.H.A.P.P.E.N.I.N.G
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8 qualities of a PERFECT girlfriend...

Beautiful; Impish, Gorgeous; Bare; Rescuer; Extreme, Amazing; Sassy; Tremendous; Safe

B.I.G.B.R.E.A.S.T.S.

if this was funny, i would be laughing. :Oh crap

very cute.

Not cute.

What is it with all these peoples trying to be the funnay today? It's not werkin for em at ALL...... http://www.alleybucks.com/promo/grinroll.gif

:upsidedow :upsidedow

none Alcoholik :P
its not acording to me, however my girl friend doesn't care about it :)

Yes, i am ;)

that'd be me

nobodies perfect...

That would be a yes?

http://www.turboface.com/misc/beerfe...limages/19.jpg

can I have that beer, angel?




...no, I'll take the breast instead.

errr what kind of beer is that? :upsidedow :winkwink:
yowzas! :thumbsup :thumbsup

Perfect ? No.



Big penis however ???



















No. :(

Nobody's perfect but I'm trying to be one.

Excuse me, can I have the image behind the beer?

I was sent to earth purely to please women.
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