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1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want
to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process sowell: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
:Graucho

Those are hillarious and yet soo very very true !
Go figure :)
But one thing i don't live in America and its all the same here...so i guess you can't really say only in America.
You can say why in the world....!
Have a good one

:thumbsup

Only in America do we have enough time on our hands to be able to come up with this shit!

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

When I BBQ,
I either eat 1 or 2 or them things roll off onto the ground and the Dog gets to eat...

But, Funny post!

Quote:

Originally posted by GotGauge
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

When I BBQ,
I either eat 1 or 2 or them things roll off onto the ground and the Dog gets to eat...

But, Funny post!

LOL I have often wondered about that one.

Quote:

Originally posted by Hot Tropical Babes

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

:Graucho

thats because we couldnt walk all the way to the back without having to lite one up:smokin

I plead the fifth on that one lol...:stoned

i dont know its true or not but it is surely funny!

Only in America does a man drink a handle of popov vodka in 8 pulls - 16 mins . Video coming soon....