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leggs 02-01-2006 02:28 AM

Man I am so sick of people saying their shit don't stink.
 
I did a bit of research and I'm not taking sides at all. But I will say this...
Did Jesus not say, "Do not seek to pull the speck from your brother's eye when there is a plank in yours."

(Read on about some other terrorist organizations)

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Christian Identity:
A wide variety of loosely-affiliated groups and churches with a racialized theology. Most of them promote a Euro-centric version of Christianity. Their key commonality is British Israelism theology, which teaches that white Europeans are the literal descendants of the Israelites through the ten tribes that were taken away into captivity by the armies of Assyria. Furthermore, the teaching holds that these (White European) "Israelites" are still God's "Chosen People".

Ku Klux Klan:
Rooted in a racialized version of conservative Protestantism, the Klan quickly established a long history of violently attacking its opponents, which have included African Americans, Jews, immigrants, suspected communists, civil rights activists, and those seeking equal rights for women and gay people.

The Order of the Silent Brotherhood:
The group was founded in late September of 1983 at Bob Mathews' farm near Metaline Falls, Washington. Nine friends and neighbors swore an oath there that began "I, as a free Aryan man, hereby swear an unrelenting oath upon the green graves of our sires, upon the children in the wombs of our wives, upon the throne of God almighty, sacred is His name, to join together in holy union with those brothers in this circle and to declare forthright that from this moment on I have no fear of death, no fear of foe; that I have a sacred duty to do whatever is necessary to deliver our people from the Jew and bring total victory to the Aryan race..."

The Lord's Resistance Army (LRA):
Formed in 1987, is a rebel paramilitary group operating mainly in northern Uganda. The group is engaged in an armed rebellion against the Ugandan government in what is now one of Africa's longest-running conflicts. It is led by Joseph Kony, who proclaims himself a spirit medium, and apparently wishes to establish a state based on his unique interpretation of Biblical millenarianism. The LRA have been accused of widespread human rights violations, including the abduction of civilians, the use of child soldiers and a number of massacres

God's Army:
An armed revolutionary group that opposes the military government of Myanmar and advocates a doctrine vaguely based on principles of Christianity. They are based in Thailand, and conducted a string of audacious guerrilla actions?for example, seizing the embassy of Myanmar in Bangkok?during the 1990s and early 2000s.

The Nazis :
Germany after World War I was regarded as a godless, secular, materialistic republic which betrayed all of Germany?s traditional values and religious beliefs. Christians saw the social fabric of their community unravelling and the Nazis promised to restore order by attacking godlessness, homosexuality, abortion, liberalism, prostitution, pornography, obscenity, and so forth.

Hmmmm
And this about the jews...

"In reaction to the Gaza disengagement, Jewish extremists have made threats on the life of Prime Minister Ariel Sharon and high Israeli government officials, have attacked Palestinians and have planned terrorist attacks on the Temple Mount. While terror attacks by Jewish extremists have been rare in Israel?s history, when they have occurred they have drawn worldwide attention and have significantly changed the political atmosphere in Israel." [Note: The extremists discussed here are a fringe group, and should not be confused with the larger numbers of mainstream, law-abiding Israelis who disagree with and even protest against their government?s decision to withdraw from Gaza.]

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All I am saying is there is good and bad people in this world. And the fucking nut jobs are part of every single aspect of human society.

Thefore in the words of the great prophet John Lennon:

All I am saying, is give peace a chance.

And just for the record. I'm not a Liberal or a Conservative. I'm a moderate because I won't practice any kind of extremism.

StickyGreen 02-01-2006 02:30 AM

nice work detective...

SomeCreep 02-01-2006 02:30 AM

cliff notes?

leggs 02-01-2006 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by SomeCreep
cliff notes?

Every religion has it's share of extremists willing to commit acts of terrorism.

StickyGreen 02-01-2006 02:36 AM

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quiet 02-01-2006 02:38 AM

shit
 
TAOISM: Shit happens.

CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say, "Shit happens".

ZEN: (What is the sound of shit happening?)

JESUITISM: If shit happens and when nobody is watching, is it really shit?

ISLAM: Shit happens if it is the will of Allah.

COMMUNISM. Equal shit happens to all people.

CATHOLICISM: Shit happens because you are bad.

PSYCHOANALYSIS: Shit happens because of your toilet training.

SCIENTOLOGY: Shit happens if you're on our shit list.

ZOROASTRIANISM: Bad shit happens, and good shit happens.

UNITARIANISM: Maybe shit happens. Let's have coffee and donuts.

RIGHT-WING PROTESTANTISM: Let this shit happen to someone else.

JUDAISM: Why does shit always happen to US?

REFORM JUDAISM: Got any Kaopectate?

MYSTICISM: What weird shit!

AGNOSTICISM: What is this shit?

ATHEISM: I don't believe this shit!

NIHILISM: Who needs this shit?

AZTEC: Cut out this shit!

QUAKER: Let's not fight over this shit.

FORTEANISM: No shit??

12-STEP: I am powerless to cut the shit.

VOODOO: Hey, that shit looks just like you!

NEWAGE: Visualize shit not happening.

DEISM: Shit just happens.

EXISTENTIALISM: Shit doesn't happen; shit is.

SECULAR HUMANISM: Shit evolves.

CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: Shit is in your mind.

BUDDHISM: Shit happens, but pay no mind.

SHINTOISM: Shit is everywhere.

HINDUISM: This shit has happened before.

WICCA: Mix this shit together and make it happen!

HASIDISM: Shit never happens the same way twice.

THEOSOPHY: You don't know half of the shit that happens.

DIANETICS: Your mother gave you shit before your were born.

SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST: No shit on Saturdays.

JEHOVAH's WITNESSES: No shit happens until Armageddon.

MOONIES: Only happy shit really happens.

HOPI: Corn fertilizer happens.

BAHA'I: It's all the same shit.

STOICISM: This shit is good for me.

OBJECTIVISM: Our shit is good for you.

EST: If my shit bothers you, that's your fault.

REAGANISM: Don't move; the shit will trickle down.

FASCISM: Shit makes the trains run on time.

CARGO CULT: A barge will come and take all the shit away.

EMACS: Hold down Control-Meta-Shit.

DISCORDIANISM: Some funny shit happened to me today.

RASTAFARIANISM: Let's smoke this shit.

CHARISMATIC: This is not shit and it doesn't smell bad.

MASONIC: Shit happens, but we can't discuss it during Lodge.

RED CROSS: Shit happens - send money.

Jakke PNG 02-01-2006 02:38 AM

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Originally Posted by leggs
Every religion has it's share of extremists willing to commit acts of terrorism.

Lol, no shit sherlock?

leggs 02-01-2006 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by TeenGodFather
Lol, no shit sherlock?

I didn't post this for the benefit of the intelligent. But in the vain hope that some of the angry hate-tards will read it and consider their actions and words.

I know, it's a long shot! And in the grand scheme of things it probably won't make a difference. Still you have to try and do you part, even if that is a very small part.

But even I am forced to admit that ignorant will fight to remain ignorant at any cost. Instead of trying to educate their brains.

It's kind of like science....

Stupidity in motion tends to stay in motion. Until it encounters stupidity of equal or greater strength to cause it stop or reverse direction.

Joesho 02-01-2006 04:02 PM

My shit RAELLY stinks after eating chinese food! DIM SUM yum yum

and it is really runny and stinky after eating my wifes meatloaf.

but the worst is if I eat a lot of vegetables.

That shit is like a friggin submarine it is so huge and whatever those vegetables cleaned out could ctually wake the dead, and kill them all over again with one vapor!

leggs 02-01-2006 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joesho
My shit RAELLY stinks after eating chinese food! DIM SUM yum yum

and it is really runny and stinky after eating my wifes meatloaf.

but the worst is if I eat a lot of vegetables.

That shit is like a friggin submarine it is so huge and whatever those vegetables cleaned out could ctually wake the dead, and kill them all over again with one vapor!

Drink perfume.

iBanker 02-01-2006 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen
nice work detective...

This is all I read in this thread.

leggs 02-02-2006 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iBanker
This is all I read in this thread.

At least your honest.
Unfortunately most do the same and still open their mouths without knowning shit about jack shit.


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