You know that feeling..
 

.. you get when you're walking down stairs.. and you keep walking as if there's another step.. but there isn't?

I just picked up a mug i thought was full of tea.. and it was empty. I swear, i almost through it over my head. That was fucking weird.

Anyways.. that is all.

format brain:

That's not nearly as weird as the feeling you get when you think you've hit the last step, and really, there's 2 more.

Something similar happened to me just recently. I was in the bathroom and I was takin a piss - but I found out that I really need to shit.

:Oh crap

lol. yeah.. that feeling is much worse

[ insert face plant ]

...okay

*backs away, slowly*

How about when you have a container in the fridge marked banana pudding.... It's 4:00 in the morning you've just checked all your stats... You break out a spoon and dive into that "banana pudding" Your eating so fast you don't even taste it.... To make a long angry story short, it's a leftover bowl from like 1980 and It's got fucking homemade mother fuckin gravy in it.... Now that feeling sucks :)

The same thing nearly happened to me yesterday, but I shit and then masturbated. Just out of nowhere! Coincidence? I think not.

lmao been there ,, done that!

uhhh...something must not be connected properly then. Got
lost somewhere along the way.

Ever get that feeling in your arm or hand where, after keeping it in one place for a long time, it kind of goes ?numb??like you slept on your arm all night long?

Well, the other night, I feel asleep on my couch, with my legs up on the coffee table?well, after about an hour or so, I woke up and thought I?d better get my tired ass to bed, so I tried to get my legs down from the table?. and for a few seconds, I couldn?t FEEL em?was some scary ass shit?but then I realized that I had them crossed in such a way, that I must have been cutting of or at least slowing down the blood flow! ?I had to actually use my hands and yank em down to the ground?after about a minute or so of rubbing them?I got up and went to bed?damn...that was some freak ass shit!

yup, I'm a clumsy fucker...I'm mastered the art of falling up the stairs....

most embarassing moment was taking a piss in a casino bathroomand sneezing really really hard and smashing my forehead on the urinal flusher..I feel backwards and laid there on the floor, pants to my thighs, cock hanging out and my back getting increasing wet....I also had a lovely gash on my forhead that was bleeding...I've also had 14 concusions.....I'm a tad clumsy ;)

I won't even get into the story of how I recently almost Darwinized myself with my new dreadlocks and a seemingly innocent swing set I was putting together for my kids........

lmfao. i couldn't help but laugh. sorry dude :D

Well, I did the opposite on Sunday morning. I thought that I was on the last step when I wasn't, I ended up fracturing my baby toe :(

Hate that. Also hate bounding up stairs... and taking the last one ... as if it were two...and feeling like superman. Ya also look like a Goober!

OR - washing your hair twice.

OR - Washing your hair with the liquid soap.

OR - Thowing an 8 lb bowling ball after using 12 pounders all day.

OR - biting your tongue while chewing food. Com' on I'm 23 I should have this down by NOW!

OR - biting the fork - that one is the worst - especially cheap take out aluminum forks. Nasty!

HAHAHAHA Love it!

Like the time I tried to leapfrog a fencepost at school; with a bag full of schoolbooks on my back, misjudged it, landed on top of the post, squashing my balls, fell on the floor with the heavy bag crushing my head, all in front of the three most beautiful girls in school. A black day.

These are some god awful horror stories.

I'm not the only idiot around. HOORAH! :D

yup...not the only idiot ;-)

How about this one: I was at the movies one day and when it was over and everyone was walking out I saw a girl talking to her friend and she was completely oblivious as to where she was going and her friend went thru an open door that someone held for her and the girl walked on the other side of the door frame (probably thinking it was another open door) and walked right thru a giant plate-glass window..the think shattered and pieces rained all over but the girl ended up with only a few small scratches. She had that wild-eyed look of "WTF just happened" and when people told her she walked thru a glass wall she did not believe them.. she was sure it was someone else who broke the glass even though several of us that were behind her were telling her what we saw.. was pretty weird.. and better than the movie I had just seen.

Holy shit. lol