I need a VERY QUICK solution to have clean piss....
 

make a long story short if my piss isn't clean by thrusday (from weed) i might be getting my license revoked from me...plz help me....
last time smoked weed: yesterday...

and yes when i say thrusday i mean this coming thursday

Your Fucked

it's you're

know any moms with a child, say a year to five years old?
Must have a real open mind.

Good article :thumbsup

eze chamor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fag are you in the Israeli army know or?

Weed lasts the longest of any drug in piss; how long depends on how frequently you smoke. One joint lasts around 3-4 days. If you smoke daily it could be 14-30 days... This is because it can only be released from the body in your shit...

buhahahaha

nop, they didn't take me :)

i know, im my case it would last 40 days...I defenatly don't have 40 days.

BAHAHAHAHA!!! suck shit...

oh... good luck!

what if i put a few drops of eye drops in my pee? anyone know if this really helps?

Drink water, eat lots of liquirice and drink pure yellow fruit.. umm.. whats it called..

and drink water, tons of it..

Even clean piss isnt a guarantee. They can always test hair follicles. That shit lasts even longer. Be sure to shave your head too :)

you're so fucked....

i actually go semi-long hair...growing it....:)

If you've been smoking every day for years without stopping for a bit then you're probably screwed, but if it were me I'd try one of those $80 "cleansing" drinks they sell at GNC. I had an acquaintance that passed piss tests for the state for over a year with those.


Good luck.

I heard if you drink your own piss it will work

buy some niacin,exlax, and 3-4 gallons of water. pop the niacin+exlax, start chugging water. and wear workout gear (sweatshirt/sweatpants)

It worked for me when I was suprised with a piss test. i had 48 hours but I think you'll be fine. My piss was 100% CLEAN even though I smoked weed everyday for 6 months prior.

no guarantees though. just my experience :winkwink:

I did a bunch of research on these so called cleansing supplements and they are all junk.

They all recommend a heavy water drinking dosage and eating meat and b vitamins along with the supplement. The water is the only thing that will make a difference because of the dilution but the meat/b vitamins are recommended for adding color so it doesn't look like you are trying to beat the test.

I think my goateee hair is longer than the hair on my head at the moment lol

Don't exercise prior to the test since any fat cells with thc that are metabolized will put the thc into the bloodstream.

Use someone else pee :thumbsup

or go suck a dick again, i heard drinking cum can is a good cleaner

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

i heard that as well... DRINK YOUR OWN PISS IT WORKS!!! BAHAHAHA!!!

I have heard of this stuff sold in the head shops called VALES--if this is only a piss test you can drink this stuff and its a guaranteed pass. You must follow the directions to a T. It dont taste that bad either ;) It comes in a few different flavors. Good Luck! Let me know how it goes. And if you are having a hair test, just color your hair the day b4. Make sure you get a color that pretty much matches your current color and then all they get is the coloring toxins ;) :2 cents:

ROFL good luck exercising after taking niacin and exlax :1orglaugh they'll be calling the "The sweaty streak" from then on at the gym :1orglaugh

never heard the coloring your hair thing before :thumbsup I know that hair tests can go back as much as 6 months though :Oh crap

3-4 gallons of water? damn...

so many things out there for this man. do a search on google. there are many cleansing systems. going to cost you $50-60 bucks. or you could always get the http://www.whizzinator.com/ ...

Drink nothing but water and get some golden seal from the nearest vitamin shop.

If you're just taking a standard piss test, that should cover you 9 times out of 10.

yeah. trust me, you'll need it. the niacin and sweatpants/shirt will make you sweat like a slave. Ya don't want to be dehydrated when pee pee time rolls around :error

by thursday? drink tons of cranberry juice (the real shit) and a lot of water.. the test might show possible dillution but its better then a positive.

by tons i mean gallons... drink a gallon a day and work out like a mother fucker. better hit the tredmill or something..

Where do you live such that the marijuana laws are so fucked up?

standard test also tests for golden seal.

I've used this method twice and had no problem. Was a while back, but it worked for me.

drink your own piss

what's a golden seal?

Come on no fairytales here, they already "took you".

:1orglaugh

They sell all kinds of stuff in the states at any gnc that would do the trick. You are not in the states right?

Shit and i thought this thread was gonna be about watersports...

you need to take your medicine now.

correct, i am not.

I fucking hate the idea of piss tests. Its just an invasion of privacy.. How the fuck does this have to do with jobs? If you aren't doing your job, get fired... but nooooooooooo they have to fucking know more about you. To me its just a way for them to have more control over who they enslave at the office... alcohol is worse for you then weed, but if I smoke a joint I can't work, ha... fucking stupid ass shit... When all the old fashion traditionalist die off, then maybe we will have a chance at freedom over our own bodies.

Cut your penis off so you cant piss!

God damn, im smart! :thumbsup

Goldenseal and all the other supplements on that site call for massive h2o as part of the plan... Dilution is the only chance you have.

goldenseal won't do the trick - do the research and you will find some serious heads have worked on this for quite a while.

the supplement companies will laugh at you for asking for your money back if you fail since they all have a disclaimer that marijuana is illegal.