To all you FAT FUCKS (aka metabolism, aka flame me)
 

Funny how fat people have found ways of acceptance between themselves. Oh, I dont wanna be built like a teenage boy... Oh it's my metabolism... Look bitch, you can't eat as much as someone that is active and be the same size! If you don't do much exercise, (like most webmasters) then you don't need much food to live on, you don't need 3 full meals to sit around in front of a computer! Only eat when you need it, not when you "feel like it" you vicious fucks! 3 meals a day isn't "standard", I know for a fact I eat less than that. Jesus, do you guys really believe what you're saying?¡# 'Cuz it's insulting my intelligence. This shit is simple fuckin' 2nd grade maths; if you eat more than you spend energy, you gain weight, and vice versa. If you spend more energy than you eat, you lose weight. Want proof? Don't eat for 2 full weeks, and try explaining to me how your "metabolism" or "genetics" suddenly don't apply when it's over a 2-week period. Yeah, I said it. If your metabolism burns fat slower, then you don't need all that shit you eat, since you can last longer, on less. Eat less then! Discipline yourself! You know what's so fuckin' funny about this thread? I'll be bashed by Peaches, Headless, sarah_webinc (just to name a few, I could go on forever) and many other soldiers of the fat fucks army, and they will outnumber me, and it will look like I was wrong - when I was really not! I know this thread will make me a lot of enemies, and personnally I don't think that a person being fat is the end of the world, they're probably good at plenty other things... But denying this is discrediting those who actually work out and eat well, even though sometimes you'd like to watch TV instead of going to the gym, and eating a fat steak instead of fuckin' veggies... Breaking news, nobody likes veggies!!!

Flame on, you self-tolerant sons-of-a-bitches...

PS Feel free to explain to me how this magical metabolism of yours works against all laws of nature.

(Waddap Dre!)

what do you care if Im fat or not ? How does it affect your miserable life one way or another? Do you have work to do?

is your 'ENTER' key broken?

***This is not directed towards ALL fat fucks. Only fat fucks who blame everyone but themselves for being fat may feel adressed by this topic***

So far everyone who posted in here seems to assume themselves. I am adressing those who discredit people working out and eating well to be healthy, they've shit on our heads for long enough now. Although if you're just plain fat and want to let me ruin your day, you just go 'head.

PS MAAAAAAD views, you say?

Whats wrong with a few extra pounds?

i love veggies. :(

lol some people take this board thing waaayyy to serious pffew

What the fuck crawled in your ass and died?

Well, hey now...so I am not addressed by the post because I hold myself responsible and am taking steps to change that?

I still disagree with the methods you propose, and the steps I am taking are different then what you suggest, and I am looking forward to proving you wrong, so thanks for the added motivation. :thumbsup

Perhaps you're right. Perhaps I should laugh knowing that they will all die at a younger age, teach negligence to their children and have ugly sex partners, who, like themselves, have found ways to accept their disgusting lifestyle. But it's insulting to be discreditted after years spent balancing healthy food, exercise and intellect. G'day.

[QUOTE=J-$]BlablablaQUOTE]

Still...some people take this board thing waaayyy to serious pffew

POST OF THE MONTH :thumbsup

and just like you predicted, look at all the angry hippos invading this thread :1orglaugh

You seem to be insecure about your own appearance if you get worked up about other peoples size. :2 cents:

A fucking Men

lol @ this thread! :1orglaugh

Uhmm.. you are trying way to hard to get anyone you can to be mad at you. And despite that, you're failing miserably.
The problem? It's way to obvious.

Next time just make a statement of fact and ease up on the name calling and begging to be "flamed" and such... and you'll get a much better reaction.

How is he failing, have your read the responses? :1orglaugh

He's not getting quite the right responses he wanted.

some ppl are gonna be pretty mad :)

Well, arent you special.

I'm a gorgeous adonis. Mom said so.

Example #1 on why somebody would care : Here in canada we got free healtcare . That means all fat related problem will slow down the system and cost tax payers money.

Skinny people dont have health problems?

They say that at this rate, 33 % of north americans are gonna have diabhethis at adult age.

diabetes is a fat disease?

odd, the programmer sitting near me is diabetic and he's not fat

my grandma is diabetic and she's not fat

while I dont argue that being overweight can lead to severe health problems, I think using your example as a argument is weak, pathetic and narrow minded.

:1orglaugh

come on

you know that diabetics dont have to be fat, you also know being obese brings serious health issues along, such as becoming diabetic. And elderly ppl becoming diabetic has a whole different reason.

A BMI thats twice as high as normal means youre a walking bomb, you dont have to be a doc to know that.

I do know this, that was what my post was saying. Diabetes is not a fat only disease as suggested in another post. But I thank you for helping to repeat my point.

yw

9chars

If your going to try and give advice, give proper advice, not ignorant advice.

Almost everything you said was wrong.
For starters, if you stop eating or reduce what you eat to match your activity level then your not going to lose the expected weight. What will happen is your body will start burning muscle first.
Stop eating or eating less slows your metabolism thus slows the rate you burn fat.
To burn fat, you have to eat several smaller meals, plus you have to eat the right stuff.
Just eating 1 meal a day but eating mcdonalds, and substituting water for soda will not make you lose weight, you have to eat proper foods in the correct amounts and ratios.

And yes, everything plays a role in someones weight, diet, exercise, genetics, metabolism, stress and so on.

a spider once died

How can you mention intellect in all of your babbling, when you are an inbred with absolutely no class at all, and nothing useful to say whatsoever? Actually you are a bit entertaining for being a complete troll:1orglaugh

here's my question:
what does this have to do about being in the adult internet business? lol

Please. Thats as ridiculous as talking about the health of smokers and someone saying "non-smokers don't have health problems?" As though it has any relevance at all to the point in question.
My uncle had a heart attack in his 40's living almost the same sedentiary overweight lifestyle I have been. Do skinny people have heart attacks? of course.. did his weight make him twice as likely to get one? yeah.
Whilst this is obviously a bad troll thread and I don't really think theres anything individually wrong with being overweight, I don't think it's healthy to kid yourself that the obesity epidemic isn't a problem for all citizens. It's not going to be good supporting those of us dying earlier and of course wiping productive years off the nation's economy and shortening the benefits of state investment in education resources etc especially with a rapidly greying population.
You can be overweight and still acknowledge that even if you don't individually really give a fuck...

Oy vey! :disgust

I think all of these issues were dealt with in the other thread today and yesterday. Why make another thread about the exact same thing?

well i read the post and alot of peeps in this thread are missing the point; hes ranting about fat people who make excuses and act like they cant do anything abou it - not fat people in general.

I concur... What's wrong with being FAT?! Humanity is not meausred by the size of its waistline.

The Sumos in Japan get more pussy than we can ever dream of :batman

Yes, that's the way it's been for so long. Fat people rulling the last 4 decades, abusing the poor skinny folks...LOL

Sig views?

Correct. The dude who started this thread sounds like a retarded 18 year old wigger. BTW J-$ steaks don't make you fat, carbs do, moron.

Ok. Now I understand the other thread.

looks like we have an attention whore.. couldnt stand that Dr Dre got mad views and responses on this subject.. so now we have to start a whole new thread..

drama queen

The ' facts ' you made are all wrong.

Particularly the one about eating one meal per day, if you deprive your body of food it will store what it can as fat. Consult your doctor / trainer / dietitian for an eating and exercise plan that will suit your needs.

Honestly, this was part of my initial weight gain, that and sodas.

I would skip breakfast, sometimes eat lunch, and then eat dinner.

I wasn't trying to deprive myself I just got busy.

What this forced me to do was my initial bad decision of not sitting down and eating breakfast, forced more bad decisions through out the day.

For lunc if I was really hungry I would grab something quick and unhealthy like a burger, or snack on chips etc.

dinner would roll around and I could eat a normal dinner, but the damage is done.

Or what else would happen is if I ended up being up late at night hunger would kick in again and rightfully so. So I'd end up having one of those skipped meals right before bed time.

Now, this was part of my initial weight gain. I was never over 200 pounds, the weight I have gained since then is because of the bad habits I created during this time continuing to carry over until now...things like constant snacking, eating unhealthy foods at bad times etc.