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GTS Mark 01-30-2006 12:08 AM

Ok So What What Would You Do In The Threat Of A Nuclear War?
 
I'm watching Terminator 2 tonite LOL hence the question...

I would steal the most heavy duty offroad truck I could find at the dealership down the road, load it up with supplies and gas and drive north up to Algonquin Park.

It would be like the movie Red Dawn, I would live up there living off the land, until I knew what was going down. LOL! :1orglaugh

How about you guys?

DH

pr0 01-30-2006 12:16 AM

Since i live so close to the heart of all evil....i'd be vaporized instantly by anything larger than 5 kilotons.

But should there ever be a "pre-warning" the best chance you have would be with an assault rifle & a dirtbike/4-wheeler.

All major roads will be impassable within an hour, & "offroad" trails are few and far between around most major cities, so an offroad heavy duty would be stopped at the first tree line.

Too bad assault rifles aren't allowed up there...the first guy with a shotgun in the woods will take your dirt bike.

Ice 01-30-2006 12:17 AM

Grab a hot chick and fuck like bunnies until we melted :glugglug

Jakke PNG 01-30-2006 12:18 AM

I'd go to my summer cabin and die of cold.

pr0 01-30-2006 12:20 AM

If you can't make it out of a major city, you're dead. If you can't find deep shelter, i.e. a mine shaft, or bomb shelter outside of a city within 12-24 hours, you're dead from fallout.

A gps device with a known location of a wine cellar on the outside of town is your best bet. Of course the EMP will probably knock out your gps, so have a map :1orglaugh

Of course you then have the problem of collecting food thats not already irradiated, so lets hope that wine cellar has wheels of cheese.

Zhiro58 01-30-2006 12:22 AM

il pray to God for safety... :)

baddog 01-30-2006 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice
Grab a hot chick and fuck like bunnies until we melted :glugglug

Just one?

pr0 01-30-2006 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhiro58
il pray to God for safety... :)

See sig.....

2HousePlague 01-30-2006 12:26 AM

Learn to live with the lights out -- :winkwink:

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2hp

pr0 01-30-2006 12:28 AM

I just hope if we ever get nuked its russia or china

A quick painless death from 1,000's of nukes hitting simualtaneously in every population center of the world

Instead of the chaos & civil war a smaller country would inflict upon us

SleazyDream 01-30-2006 12:28 AM

wait till you got the truck and then bonk you on the head when you're looking the other way and take your truck

Fah King 01-30-2006 12:33 AM

I would live under the sea in my imaginary condo next to Titanic:)

Damian_Maxcash 01-30-2006 12:34 AM

Thank god for my New Zealand passport.

Manowar 01-30-2006 12:41 AM

i'd party on down

RAM 01-30-2006 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDER
I'm watching Terminator 2 tonite LOL hence the question...

I would steal the most heavy duty offroad truck I could find at the dealership down the road, load it up with supplies and gas and drive north up to Algonquin Park.

It would be like the movie Red Dawn, I would live up there living off the land, until I knew what was going down. LOL! :1orglaugh

How about you guys?

DH

I would join you....but do we have to steel the truck....you can buy it...come on..you got the cash :thumbsup

DWB 01-30-2006 01:00 AM

party like it's 1999

FleshJoe2005 01-30-2006 01:04 AM

I'd die watching assholes talking on GFY :)

Kevin - The PNN 01-30-2006 02:01 AM

I second that FleshJoe

INever 01-30-2006 02:04 AM

Lay down
bend over
and kiss your ass goodbye!

who 01-30-2006 02:04 AM

I'd ride my bicycle to Siberia and eat some reindeer.

KRL 01-30-2006 02:09 AM

You'd probably be better off dead. The entire country and world would go into financial chaos and meltdown if the US got completely nuked. Radiation causes a slow agonizing death. You'd have no way of knowing what areas were safe because the government would surely have collapsed as well. There would be out of control rioting in all the cities. No food. No power. No fresh water. No law enforcement. No way for businesses to function.

Seen New Orleans and the Gulf Coast lately? Its still a total disaster. The government is still scratching their heads trying to figure out what to do. And that's just from a hurricane.

:1orglaugh

who 01-30-2006 02:18 AM

Ve mast KRUSH kapitalizm....

If people grew all their own shit to eat there'd be about a billion more people able to survive with no probs..

Nicky 01-30-2006 02:19 AM

Id move to a plce where there is no threat of a nuclear war :upsidedow

Doctor Dre 01-30-2006 02:22 AM

There isn't much to do except go away as far as you can from big cities.

EviLSuperstaR 01-30-2006 02:49 AM

Fuck even more!

Ron Bennett 01-30-2006 04:27 AM

I'd browse the net and run a blowout special on my domain names...
 
I'm glad you asked ... I'd visit NuclearTargets.com for mostly likely targets and NuclearAttack.com for discussion ... ok, such websites don't exist yet, but the domains do exist and are for sale ... :1orglaugh

Seriously though, there has actually been some interest in NuclearAttack.com with offers into the mid 100s.

Ron

p.s. I'd toke up, and party like there was no tomorrow ... or alternatively, if time allows, perhaps I'd go to some country in South America (likely among the safest places to be in an all out nuclear war) and start anew down there - folks in some of those cities down there really know how to party.

Fabien 01-30-2006 05:08 AM

Look for Angelina Jolie and explain toh er that it's the end of the world :winkwink:

sonofsam 01-30-2006 05:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who
I'd ride my bicycle to Siberia and eat some reindeer.

in what country? :winkwink:

wyldblyss 01-30-2006 05:25 AM

I don't have a clue...tell my kids I love them....throw some things in the car and get the hell out of dodge and least try to survive.

Cman 01-30-2006 05:31 AM

I dont understand the concept of building a bomb shelter. I mean, are you sure you WANT to survive? What if the whole world is fucked up?

I think it might be better if it landed right on top of you and got it over with.

Not to sound completely negative, just realistic.


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