I just punched my rabbi in the head !@#!$
 

i own the fucker over $4000 and have been trying to pay him the last 3 months but he wont accept the money because i work in a " sinful environment " so he has been spreading the news in the community i work in the porn biz. I told him to take the money or i wont pay him. He told me if i dont pay then he will report me the towns mayor, so i got frustrated and punched him in the head. I got attacked by over 15 people in the town chasing me to my house with sticks and stones.

i have couple of bruises and scartches :disgust

Damn that's some straight up Jerry Springer shit there yo!

What strange little country do you live in?

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If this is true ..

lol

Go get a money order for the exact amount made out in his name and drop it in his mail box.

oy vei!!

OMG LOL if thats true

Damn dude, that nuts

damn thats funny.

did he drop when you punched him?

i live in israel

damn that sucks...

if i go beside his house his children will properly beat me up he has dozen children.

he once told me i am surrounded by evil spirit and he doesnt want me to be near his house because then his family will be possessed with my spirit ?!?! :Oh crap

So will you ever be able to get out of the house again?




(note to self, don't borrow money from religious fanatics)

Religion is weird shit.

This sounds like great stuff. Go to his house, drop in a check for the money, race off. Forget about him.

If Israeli monetary law is similar to Western monetary law, then you no longer owe him on that debt because he refused legal tender.

do you know Oracle Porn and alexg?

two pimpin twinks also from Israel...

Damn that's messed up maybe if you let him give you a circumcision he will forgive you:)

i will be back later to talk to you guys i think i have to do the hospital my back is all scratched from the sticks and i have a nose bleed

I somehow doubt this is true ... but we never know. so many trolls arround here lately.

I would be over every night possessing his daughters.

So what village are you from again?

i don't believe you

I call bullshit, this can't happen in real life.
in Israel EVERYONE will take your money no matter how you got it.

exactly...

why does this sound like the start of Frankenstein?

Jewish dude didn't take you money????
:disgust

:1orglaugh the trolls are out today

lmao sweet story! regardless if it's true or not, it's still funny

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

hahha this is hilarious if its true

agreed :1orglaugh

btw, did anyone else think he forgot the T in "i punched my rabbit in the head" when you first saw the thread title ?

:1orglaugh

awwwww poor baby has some scratches and is worried someone will know he makes porn sites


1. suck it for being involved with religion - nothing more than a business for idiots who cant accept the insignificance of life. You are all as stupid as one another.

2. get a fucking backbone

3. read 1 and 2 again

Did it once? Do it twice!

Now go burn his house!

I came in this thread JUST to say 'oy vey," but Kernel beat me to it...

I knew he was a liar?

i live in akko its beside nehariya

maybe in your village but not mine . my village is full of religious people

so now i am frankstein because i am jewish and i have big nose ? you anti-semitic

i cant continue talking to everyone the doctor told me to put vaseline on my back and go to sleep so i will continue tommorow

village? i dont live in a village....

Have you ever noticed this trend, where a new poster shows up out of nowhere and immediately starts drama or tells wild stories?

I feel sorry for people living such unoriginal lives.

With advice like that, I'd sleep with the light on and lock the door. Maybe tomorrow he'll ask you to take a bath with him?

haha this sounds like a comedic movie :)

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That's some funny shit, right there!

Okay that is the dumbest thing I have ever read on this board and that takes some doing.

Have you seen it? I was reffering to you being chased by 'village folk' with sticks and stones. All that was needed to make it more like it would be pitch forks and torches.

Anyway, I call troll.

You are official a Muslim.

i live in akko where do you live ?

Didn't I read somewhere that the head rabbi in Israel has a blessing for those who look at porn? A prayer?

I'm calling bullshit on this one.

yeah crazy story i never been so mad before at someone else

50........ :arcadefre