Why is it that cats feel they must...
 

...stick their ass in your face?

I mean, C'MON!!!
EVERY FUCKING TIME???

And the bitch feels she needs to lay right on the keyboard too.

d00d, my cat does the same damn thing. He jumps up here on my desk and walks right in between me and the keyboard and she shoves his cat ass right in my damn face. Sometimes the dirty little shit will fart also.

is your cat a hermaphrodite?

hahaha mine does that too.

Our cat has had a sexual identity crisis ever since he got his nuts chopped off.......

:Oh crap

Mine hasn't farted yet, but he/she has an identity crisis too.

They named the pair Bonnie and Clyde when they were born, but as they grew so did Bonnies BALLS!

So all HIS life he has been treated like a girl, and you can tell. It's like he's a fucking twink or something, acts just like it.

my cat does that all the time too, fucking annoying.

you love it really

Not me, but perhaps someone WILL come in that shares your aspiration.

speaking of....lol
(these were taken 10 mins ago, dont mind my 'just waking up' look lol)

http://img466.imageshack.us/img466/5...camcopy5nh.jpg

Aww.. I miss my kitty. *sniff*

RIP Dickens

http://www.elli-nude.com/GFY/menagerie/Dickens.jpg

omg that is like THEE cutest pic ever!!! :thumbsup :)
when did he pass away?? :(

That made me laugh out loud. So did Bonnie's balls. hahahahah

Too many stories like that. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

My boys don't do that. My one boy Ralph, who is all white, you can't get two pets out of him before he claws your eyes out. He is 7 and is becoming such an ass. But I love him and I did make him mean. He is the one who attacks people. So cute. (But not, I know) My other boy Calvin, who is black, is scared of everything and is loves pets but never comes up to you for them you have to go to him. The white one should be black and the black one should be white with their personalities.

Exactly... I have 2 and they don't team up on me thank god, but they both do this. They hear me typing or clicking the mouse and they wanna interupt whatever I am doing.

I cannot help but to love them back, which just encourages them, but when I am designing or building I hate it when they fuck with the keyboard.

And what is it wth shoving your nasty ASS in my FACE... I hate that shit, grrr.

Mine are both young still, but damned lovable (for now) and both boys (now) so it may not last long. I really couldn't imagine them being any other way cause they just love the attention and will give it back. Hard to find cats like that.

Like any loving relationship... the very thing you hate about someone is exactly what you love about them.

I will try posting some pics later maybe.

Cats have a gland somewhere on their asses, and by rubbing it against things, they mark them as their own (with special scent)


Your cat thinks you are his possesion (not the other way around) and he marks you from time to time.

:)

We got him in 1996 or so, and he passed away last year. He had those urinary crystals for the past few years of his life, and apparently they are likely to come back even if you feed the cat the special pH food and whatnot. Poor guy. He was the most even-tempered, friendly cat and sooo soft. His brother still lives with my mom, but he's a bit of a bastard. Rather stand-offish and still the king of his block.

Their mother was a calico, so we're guessing the father was a siamese. Just a guess. :)

I have two kitties that do this to me all the time and as much as I may be ticked off, they just want you to show them as much attention as we show out computers.....

I have 7 cats, so you can just imagine how much kitty butt I have to deal with :1orglaugh

I have two and they're great :)

I have three kitties and only one, my 15 year old Himilayan, likes hanging out on my desk with me. She loves to pace back and forth on my desk, making sure she walks on my keyboard and laptop before she goes to sleep in my Inbox.

your cat is horny

My cat emma does that too. :) Luckily she licks that area quite often do its not too smelly.

Bingo! They have the same gland in their face and neck too. I guess Ralph doesn't clam me! :( When I do let him go outside he rubs everything around the front door where other kitties were. He throws his shoulders into it and everything.

Have you ever had a bald cat... a MALE bald cat at that... stick his ass in your face? Not a pretty sight

Ahh ok, so thats why she squirts anus juice... I thought she just got over excited :1orglaugh

hahah this thread is a classic :1orglaugh

btw - fell free to hit me up on icq so we can work :)

Eww... either that or she has worms, haha. One of ours had worms and I picked him up and he squirted shit all over my brother... I felt bad for him. The cat not my brother. He is better now thank god.

Haha, the squirting was just a joke. But she does suck and lick my jumper when i give her a cuddle and she drules (drule out of her mouth!!) and she does the paw oushing thingie :1orglaugh

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My cat does that on occation. But she's a sweet heart. Solid black with green eyes. She's actually Tala's cat Bizzy that now lives with me! And isn't a fat ass any more. ^_^ Her head is now proportional to her body.

Wierd thing about MY cat is she must lick you as you pet her. Any time you touch her she's licking your hand.

I miss my kitty too :(



I had another cat (my parents still have her) that would wake me up every morning with her butt in my face. Very nice first thing in the morning.

hehe Dickens would wake me up by purring and kneading my hair against the pillow. And he had a *very* loud purr.

Hawtie.

:winkwink:

Cats are cute, but that's one of the reson why i'll never buy one...yuck.

My thoughts too, I would so FUCK her :winkwink: