So I went to my GF's house tonight and hung out with her...
 

Ex-husband...

Now I realize why she left him.. wow... what a fucking retarded tool...

She lives with her mom and her mom is like super strict Catholic latina bitch from hell...

So I left a dookie in the toilet... Actually it was more of a mud slide... I tried flushing it but the twice banana sized shit just kept circling and leaving marks...

Ohh well...

Part of me hopes her mom isn't the first one in there... Another part hopes she is...

hahahahahahahahahaha

dude............. visual :(

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I think that'd be an obsenatiy charge?

Oh man, wtf, that's crazy.

Too much info

Nasty :thumbsup :thumbsup

TMI :2 cents:

There were 2 of these things in the bathroom but I would never use one.

My moto in life is I take the shit, you clean it up.

Goes along with, I make the money, you make me feel like my shit smells like roses...

Her ex probably would have used one of those though...

A tool for a tool...

BTW, he does do fucking awesome stone work... As in tile or stone for the floors... My GF's mom used him and I have to say, his work is fucking insanely amazing... But then that is one of his problems... He will under bid to get something and then perfectionist it to all hell and back and not make enough money for the amount of time he spent doing it...

If anyone is looking to have their floors done, he is definately the guy to do it.

so you left her mom some bowl trimmings.....nice

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Ugly thread, funny though :upsidedow