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jojojo 01-26-2006 11:29 PM

SEO CLASSES - 1 week 30% off Sale!! Learn how to get top spots - examples inside!
 
How about at LEAST 30% less...

http://www.texasdreams.com/bigspam.jpg

woj 01-26-2006 11:30 PM

this is like the 20th time you are spamming exactly the same thing on here...

jojojo 01-26-2006 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by woj
this is like the 20th time you are spamming exactly the same thing on here...

I'm advertising a sale - of course the details of my classes is the same.

Hornydog4cooter 01-27-2006 12:12 AM

Here we go again :1orglaugh

jojojo 01-27-2006 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Hornydog4cooter
Here we go again :1orglaugh

Yup time for more people to learn SEO and get top spots :D

Some of my students have #1 spots for competitive kw's now ;)

I have tons of references and top spots I don't see what so funny :1orglaugh

Man people have a whacked stigma about seo - even with proof of success :upsidedow

FreeHugeMovies 01-27-2006 12:38 AM

hehe this thread always hangs around a lot

Mr Pheer 01-27-2006 12:40 AM

Someone isnt answering ICQ

Troels 01-27-2006 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by jojojo
I'm advertising a sale - of course the details of my classes is the same.

Shouldn't your recurring spam be in one of the other forums then?

WiredGuy 01-27-2006 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by FreeHugeMovies
hehe this thread always hangs around a lot

It's the end of the month, rent is due. Seriously, check the post dates of jojojo, you'll see a pattern ;)
WG

Jace 01-27-2006 01:04 AM

bump for fun 5

quantum-x 01-27-2006 01:15 AM

what's with the fucken thread spamming?
Can't say it in the four other threads?

jojojo 01-27-2006 01:32 AM

no need to bump my old threads :/

You may not agree with why I agree to teach etc etc but bottom line is I have top spots and many happy students.

SomeCreep 01-27-2006 01:49 AM

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V_RocKs 01-27-2006 02:27 AM

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Originally Posted by WiredGuy
It's the end of the month, rent is due. Seriously, check the post dates of jojojo, you'll see a pattern ;)
WG


You tell it just like it is...

Marshal 01-27-2006 06:44 AM

no need to tell that all you need for good yahoo rankings is updated content... or: updated feeds! :D

Theo 01-27-2006 06:50 AM

Did you pay the money you owe to Trax? No

gfx3 01-27-2006 06:58 AM

jojojo is back again :-)

jojojo 01-27-2006 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel
Did you pay the money you owe to Trax? No

Yes I paid a few months ago.

Lord Nelson 01-27-2006 07:26 AM

SEO experts who are really worth something work only for themselves.

This guy sounds like a snake oil salesman.

jojojo 01-27-2006 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Lord Nelson
SEO experts who are really worth something work only for themselves.

This guy sounds like a snake oil salesman.

I have examples of top spots and tons of hapy references - doesn't matter why I choose to teach people - bottom line is that what I do works as shown in the results and I have plenty of happy students to back this up :D

Hit me up people :thumbsup

King Adam 01-27-2006 07:38 AM

Why is everyone crying about him spamming. Just about everyone here on GFY spams some way or another. Whats the big deal if he is trying to sell his services. Seems like too many people have so much free time that they just continue to bash others. Will the hate ever end around here?

jojojo 01-27-2006 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by King Adam
Why is everyone crying about him spamming. Just about everyone here on GFY spams some way or another. Whats the big deal if he is trying to sell his services. Seems like too many people have so much free time that they just continue to bash others. Will the hate ever end around here?

Thanks man :thumbsup

FreeAgent 01-27-2006 08:04 AM

I'm going to quote myself from a previse thread...

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Originally Posted by FreeAgent
Do not waste you money on this joker. jojojo is a prime example of an untrustworthy bottom feeding SEO with very little actual SEO knowledge.

If you feel that you that you need SEO training I would highly suggest going with Bruce Clay's SEO Tool Set training course. Bruce Clay is well known and highly respected in the SEO community. Just ask around and find out for yourself if you do not want to take my word for it.


Belekaip 01-27-2006 08:11 AM

a very big therea with great information. respect peaople who doest spam for money but just writes tru and nothing else

sfera 01-27-2006 08:15 AM

nice job on joggs.com 3rd is pretty good, :thumbsup hope you sell some brotha

King Adam 01-27-2006 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by FreeAgent
I'm going to quote myself from a previse thread...

Looks like a great class. One small problem is that its in Cali so one would need to fly there, get a hotel and spend a few days there. Not to mention its a lot more money than what jojojo is asking.

I'm not saying its not worth it, but are there any other online SEO classes?

jojojo 01-27-2006 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by King Adam
Looks like a great class. One small problem is that its in Cali so one would need to fly there, get a hotel and spend a few days there. Not to mention its a lot more money than what jojojo is asking.

I'm not saying its not worth it, but are there any other online SEO classes?

Not that I know of - I've never even seen anyone post seo services with examples of top spots like I do let alone the option to learn everything.

Lord Nelson 01-27-2006 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by jojojo
Not that I know of - I've never even seen anyone post seo services with examples of top spots like I do let alone the option to learn everything.

Because real seos work only for themselves.

And your examples are only for yahoo - which is very easy to optimize for.

jojojo 01-27-2006 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Lord Nelson
Because real seos work only for themselves.

And your examples are only for yahoo - which is very easy to optimize for.

there are google examples in there mr fake nick 8 posts :1orglaugh

nothing is easy... thats why people don't have good seo results even after reading and trying it on their own.

I have top spots and references - thats as REAL as it gets.

ICQ me people :thumbsup

Amnesic 01-27-2006 08:46 AM

How about you teach me everything you know for free... or a blowjob

President 01-27-2006 08:54 AM

I have a bunch of "mainstream" keywords I am interested in. I've got a ton of "OLD" domains for this. Can you guarantee your work?

woj 01-27-2006 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by President
I have a bunch of "mainstream" keywords I am interested in. I've got a ton of "OLD" domains for this. Can you guarantee your work?

He doesn't do any work, he just teaches, so if you fail to get the desired results it will simply be because you didn't try hard enough :thumbsup

lilspup 01-27-2006 09:05 AM

Not bashing you jojo, but I do SEO too, but only for myself. Why get others top spots when you can have them yourself and make thousands per day? I don't mind giving out a few tips now and then, but teaching all I know would be like handing my enemy a loaded gun.

jojojo 01-27-2006 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by President
I have a bunch of "mainstream" keywords I am interested in. I've got a ton of "OLD" domains for this. Can you guarantee your work?

There are no guarantees in seo. I can teach you the exact same things I did to get top spots. SEO is a throw shit against the wall and hope some sticks marketing approach... so if u apply my info to your sites you will have some success - definitely enough to recoup your investment.

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Originally Posted by lilspup
Not bashing you jojo, but I do SEO too, but only for myself. Why get others top spots when you can have them yourself and make thousands per day? I don't mind giving out a few tips now and then, but teaching all I know would be like handing my enemy a loaded gun.

Read FAQ it explains why.

Lord Nelson 01-27-2006 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by jojojo
SEO is a throw shit against the wall and hope some sticks marketing approach...

If thats your seo approach, then people should think twice before purchasing your services.

jojojo 01-27-2006 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Lord Nelson
If thats your seo approach, then people should think twice before purchasing your services.

At the end of the day you do everything right and the rest is in the hands of the se's.

There are no seo's that have 100% success rate.

President 01-27-2006 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by woj
He doesn't do any work, he just teaches, so if you fail to get the desired results it will simply be because you didn't try hard enough :thumbsup


Thanks WOJ, that pretty much says it right there.:thumbsup

jojojo 01-27-2006 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by President
Thanks WOJ, that pretty much says it right there.:thumbsup

I have top spots. I teach you how to do the same. I have students with top spots. I have many happy students and references.

If you take the info and work it you WILL have success.

Groove 01-27-2006 10:36 AM

jojojo = SoBeGirl?

Evil Doer 01-27-2006 11:39 AM

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offerring seo services for the last 2 years. I am responsible for many top ten rankings for clients (which you can see above) and I have taught 25+ people from this board SEO over the since I began offering teaching services.

So far none of the 25 have posted in this thread. I'd like to see atleast some good reply's before talking to you. Can anyone vouch for him?

asdfqwer 01-27-2006 03:25 PM

Would be interesting to see if anyone can vouch for him,anyone with 500+ posts not a newly registered member?!

BradM 01-27-2006 03:36 PM

Mike is a GOOD shit and CAN get top spots. But dude you're a lazy tool. You need to just optimize for yourself, because these threads are getting old.

Dump that fucking money grubbing GF and move to CR with fuze. You'll make more $ and be way happier.

Just_Dave 01-27-2006 03:39 PM

sig spot

fuzebox 01-27-2006 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM
Mike is a GOOD shit and CAN get top spots. But dude you're a lazy tool. You need to just optimize for yourself, because these threads are getting old.

Dump that fucking money grubbing GF and move to CR with fuze. You'll make more $ and be way happier.

:1orglaugh leave me out of it...

But he's right, MJ is good shit.

tony286 01-27-2006 04:49 PM

you should make a dvd and sell for a reasonable amount $1000 for the amount of time your giving is no deal or write a book there very few books on seo.

jojojo 01-27-2006 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Evil Doer
So far none of the 25 have posted in this thread. I'd like to see atleast some good reply's before talking to you. Can anyone vouch for him?

Quote:

Originally Posted by asdfqwer
Would be interesting to see if anyone can vouch for him,anyone with 500+ posts not a newly registered member?!

None of them have read this thread clearly... but they have posted in the past... Here is some repviously posted testimonials:

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Originally Posted by JMM
jojojo spent 4 hours with one of my employees yesterday and things went very well. I took a look at the logs of their conversation and it seems to be very good, valuable info. Time will tell but I have a good feeling that we will see excellent results using the information that jojojo taught my employee..

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Originally Posted by Mighty Chin
I've said this before and I'll say it again jojojo is what he say's he is. I spent $1000 dollars on him and he came down to my office to show me what I had to do. Now I am not the fastest guy on the uptake with SEO(I'm mostly a designer). That having been said jojojo has helped me out tremendously and my sites are moving up in Yahoo all the time. Very soon through a lot of hard work and long hours I hope to have first page listings. This will take time I know but I am confident from what jojojo has taught me that will happen. Also I like jojojo, he's a solid guy. I find him to be quite affable.

We ICQ almost every week and he constantly helps me out with whatever questions I may have...

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Originally Posted by Pr0phet
I got a free hour consulting with jojojo been building traffic ever since, stand up guy.

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Originally Posted by Gasper
for jojojo. He's a good guy, delivers what he promises.

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Originally Posted by Tical
for everyone that doubts this guy he's solid and will give you what you pay for... what you're paying for is information while he does offer trades from his own network YOU STILL HAVE TO WORK on your own from my experience, he'll give you a crash course on how to get started and also answer any future questions you may have... he hasnt kept any "secrets" or anything like that... you will get exactly what you need and so far i see lots of people bashing him yet he's one of the only guys that have actually posted PROOF of what he's capable of sure you can read up all you want on seo sites, dissect messageboard posts... and waste weeks to months on trial and error or you can hit the ground running by spending a few bucks.

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Originally Posted by Godsmack
Uhm hi.. :-)

I am an SEO noob and hired JoJoJo to do some SEO work on Gaymoviedome.com (yes i am the owner) and i must say i am pretty pleased..even though you say Jojojo knows shit he did something right for sure.. i am getting 80% more SE traffic than i used to get.. also pretty damn targeted..

As i am a SEO noob i can't tell if Jojojo is an Ace, but he sure did something right on my site ;-)

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Originally Posted by Greg B
Okay, pipe down you swabbies, lemme tell you the real deal about JoJoJo...

I've been around the web and one of the first guys doing toon stuff online and one of the rare few still functioning. I only do this part-part time but even then I make more dough than most.

I try to go overboard to please a client and it's rare I'll take on clients nowadays because many people don't know how to communicate. If I endorse someone's products and/or services you can bet it's because they've done a job worthy of praise.

JoJoJo offered up a deal and I took it. I have to say I've been having more fun! It's a comic story unto itself. Funniest part is when I had to pay him I wired it via Western Union and the woman on the phone barely spoke English and had a 'tude and instead of sending the dough to Canada sent it to Colorado instead. That's after I spelled the name and the city in Canada to send it. When I had to call Western Union to correct the problem, Western Union rep let me know in no uncertain terms the woman who fucked up, reallllllly fucked up. I bet she's on a street corner now holding up a sign that says " Will fuck up your phone messages for food."

Anyway, we got the situation straightened out and JoJoJo and I had a ball for HOURS going over the fundamentals of SEO. I really had fun because I had known alot of it from years and years ago and I kept laughing my ass off when JoJoJo kept reminding me of what I was doing wrong and right. Very simple stuff! Yet there were little known goodies that had come up over the years I wasn't aware of and it gave me a better understanding of the procedures.

Just his patience and basic structure was well worth the dough. I could have spent another $500 on more Disney Big Figs ( big ass statues of Mickey, Snow White, Donald Duck etc. that ROCK ASS) but I said, 'Na, just pay the man and get some knowledge'.

So with JoJoJo, it was a fun two-three day chat with a nice guy who has gone wayyyy overboard to provide service. It's no magic bullet and he'll tell you that along the line. It takes work and planning and more work. Lazy don't cut it so don't expect magic fairies to fly out of your butt overnight. Sometimes they do! Many a time by sheer dumb luck I've done something to my site and it shot up in the SE's. I was in top ten in Yahoo for many years then things went pay and I dropped but my stats increased anyway. They do so by default. That's also part of JoJoJo's course. You have to get down to bare knuckles and bare math. Plus there's always that 'luck of the draw'. I had had health problems for years out here in Los Angeles and it was fucking up my production. Three years of this shit and no doctor could figure it out. It took some Hawaiian Punch to do the job instead. Showed me you have to do the work yourself, study, and get that dumb luck fairy to show up.

Any service has two parts. The service and results. So far the service is way above board. JoJoJo really went out of his way. I'm hoping he continues as I fine tune things and go over the course notes. He's even dropped in via ICQ to see how things are going. It's still too early to tell if there will be trumpeting success but I always get trumpeting success when I put my ass in gear and follow sound advice. So time will tell as I clean up my sites and redesign etc.

Bottom line is service and results. I learned that from CA Dave years ago. He was one of the few who actually listened to us webmasters. He and the CA crew go overboard to do the best job. Remember how Legendary Lars used to hook people up with Andy Dunn from SexSwap? Every week a new goodie! That kind of service. Many of you guys on this board have been around a long time too and remember the old days when people shared info and hooked each other up big time. Sometimes it's a hook-up, sometimes you pay. Bottom line is service. So far, JoJoJo proved the service part big time.

If you ICQ me I will give you a list of past students ICQ numbers to chat with :)

fris 01-27-2006 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by sfera
nice job on joggs.com 3rd is pretty good, :thumbsup hope you sell some brotha

ya except joggs has no memory of him working for him

johnnyhey 01-27-2006 07:46 PM

i haven't used yahoo search since 1997 :(

jojojo 01-27-2006 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by fris
ya except joggs has no memory of him working for him

Yeah I dunno what his problem is but I have proof of all the work I did for him.

Was a big slap in the face for me since his site did so well... its been doing awesome ever since I did his site back in April 2004. :disgust

If anyone doubts this I will show them copies of emails I sent to him with instructions for optimization of his site and the links trades that were done... the changes I instructed him to make are the same on his site today.

iBanker 01-27-2006 08:46 PM

he's BBBBAAAACCCKKKK!!!!!


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