Shit... Franck (Battus) has just been taken to hospital in an ambulance
 

I heard some loud fucking yelling coming from his room... when I went to check, he was laying curled up on the floor (pants down), zippo on the floor, and some S&M bondage site loaded on his screen. It seems that he was masturbating & tried to whip himself with his own belt, but when that didn't provide much pleasure, he got carried away, and held a lighter to the tip of his penis.

I had to call 911. He'll probably be ashamed as a motherfucker about this, but on his behalf, sorry if he's not online to answer ICQs/emails for the next few hours, I'm going to the hospital soon with some of his CDs (justin timberlake, avril lavigne, etc) in case they decide to keep him in overnight.

More news as I get it. :(

I though he may have gotten his fist stuck in his ass again.

Damn... Doesn't he know not to use a fluid based lighter for penile stimulation...

I'll ring his mom and let her know.

Franck is a good guy, don't you agree?

hahahahah I like Franck but this is fuccking funnny

The 119 gave it away. Hopefully you would dial 112 if it was an emergency :winkwink:

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so does this mean my inbox will get a break for a few days?

Haha me too... what is it like 4 times already just in '06?

I hear some whining sounds in the air comming slowly toward us.

http://www.hjo3.net/orly/gal2/orly_white_cat.jpg

yahhhhhh!

was this the 10th time he was hospitalized for the same reason?

Just got back from the hospital... thank god it's not too far... took his laptop, so if he can get it hooked up somehow, he might be posting soon. I don't know if they have access in the hospital, though. He was still waiting for a few tests when I left, doctors are slow as fuck. He didn't seem too pleased when I told him that I'd posted this thread... got all emotional and angry... but what is done is done.

He'll calm down soon & post here soon, I'm sure.

Hope hes ok...

:1orglaugh

i bet there is a gerbil trapped somewhere too!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

yah, very lame.

Man that is a funny one. When will he show up with a response to this?

I think his custom title sent him over the edge

I don't think he'll be responding anytime soon :1orglaugh

http://www.nembrionic.com/franck1.jpg

What a weird way to get stimulation .. hope I'll be back soon :)

Hmm, lame.

hahahahhah! you guys got me there for a second