wannabe tough guys!
 

gotta ask cuz suckerz gotta know!

Why is it boys are so tough when they are more than one?

I mean I go party yesterday! Total k00l evening with nice chicks, booze and some nasty music;)

All good - suddenly a boy (18 or so) pushes me and ask me if I wanna die... I tell him to fuckk off and walks away....

5 minutes later he comes with two guys and they are really hooked on giving me an early funeral.....

We all have lines that are not to be crossed and mine is when ppl threadz family.... well they crossed the line...... Its fucking long since i've been in a fight... also I realise im prolly gunna get a lifetime ban from this kickazz disco.... so my plan is to scare one of em..... maybee that will stop em'..... I look at the two small ones and tell them to wait in line and then I turn two the bigguy and tells him (looking him straight in the eyes) u get one punch after that U will never ever see daylight again! 2 secs after I tell him.. Im still waiting punk... nothing happens I take one step back.... and says: thought so..... if ya wanna dance im outsite in half an hour....

hehe never saw em again :)

I mean I look like a bad boy - is it that what tricks wannabe tough guys.... I mean I've never seen those boys.... and next time I might not be as lucky cuz 3-1 ain't fair odds...

it just fucking ruined my perfect day - any1 else here getting offers like this when going party.....

this is the 2nd time in less than a month someone wants to give me an early funeral... I just don't get it....... bad karma or something!

Vegas

Thats the difference between alcohol and weed, man!

If those dudes were stoned they'd be giggling like little schoolgirls, not trying to start a fight.

ehhehe joe u are completely 100% right!

I had a blast with this friend from canada - and he had like several ppl wanting to kickk his azz just because he uses the word fuckk alot... now he was really stoned and his reply to anyone wanting to fuckk with him was like: jier jier man... come by tomorrow and smoke some weed..... he was just so funny! gotta love canadian weed :thumbsup

fuck man, I hate shitheads like that!

when I party, I party to have fun...I can't understand these guys that always want to cause shit

these guys are always looking to get in fights....i'm always trying to work the ladies and have a good time

if someone bumps into me, who cares? its probably crowded....if someone spills my drink, well, shit happens...they usually apologize and then its all good

i think the guys who always start shit are insecure with their manliness and feel they need to prove it at every opportunity

i like to prove my manliness by getting drunk and taking some hot chicks back to my place for a threesome :winkwink:

jier jier! :thumbsup

Thats what its all about - having fun and meeting chicks :girl

Too many times its the chicks that provoke the violence. Hate to say it but a lot of them like to see men fighting over them.

Shallow little whores...

It happens to me a lot...but i always going with my own group of ppl...
vegasdude you are 100% right! that's what i do when i'm 1 aginst 2 or so...the best thing is try and scare the big guy buy just letting him know that he isn't going out from this in 1 piece
always worked for me...and i'm pretty big so it helps too ;)

BabeHunter<-- Im 1.78 high.... about average but I agree I look like someone thats want to fight.... I don't just wanna have fun... I've been boxing for years. I stopped and since I have gained some weight.... so Im the "slugger type looking" fella now hehe :winkwink:

abut the scare tactic -> its all a mind game & it prolly saved me from some azzkicking! I would prolly have succeded one or two of em..... but the fact that u dont have eyes in ur back is a big disadvantage :1orglaugh

pussies

Mmmmmmmmm pussy :1orglaugh

I'm 1.82cm 95kg...i been working as a security guard at clubs and stuff...so i seen a lot of shit happening...

why exactly were you at a club by yourself? I'm just
curious about that part....

I've always gone out with my own peeps, just for this sort of
thing. I always tend to attract the dickheads in public
myself....karma indeed.

:2 cents:

My uncle is a pretty mean lookin' mofo. He's a biker (add one point to mean lookin'ness) and he's got a huge scar across his face where he was attacked by a bunch of indonesians (they thought he was a neo nazi, cuz he had a shaved head).

He's out with his mate.. and they see 6 of these cunts harrassin' this woman. Pushin' her around and shit. So they step in.. tell them to fuck off.. but they act all tough cuz there's more of 'em. My uncle's mate fucks off like a pussy, but bob just stands there... tells them he's waiting.. and they all walk away.. like little bitches with their tails between their legs.

Same with me.. i don't look scary. I look like a fuckin' 12 year old in the face. haha. But i'm 6'4 and weigh in about 200-210 lbs. A few guys picked me while i was in the mall in town.. all 'cause i told one of them to shut the fuck up 'cause he was getting lippy with this lady. When i told them to bring it.. they all walked off muttering how they were gonna fuck me up sometime. I go there all the time.. they won't even look at me when i walk past.

I'm usually too drunk to get into fights...

:)

DH:glugglug

sorry, i admit, it was me! GFY!

My fucked up roomate is just a little guy, 5'6, 160... but he's actually crazy... I admit he starts alot of fucked up shit, but if someone wants to fight him he's right there.... He just came home lastnight after fighitng two 30 year old guys at pizza pizza.... Fucked up shit, threw one guy over the counter and made the other guy bleed from his ears (like how is that possible?) we are gonna go to pizza pizza today and see if we can get the surveilance tape... if so, I will post it :)

it's not that hard you punch the guy on the back side of the head near the ear...ppl have a small bump there...that can also cause you a serious damage...

hehe i wasn't there alone..... the placed was filled and my buds was in the "techno section" ....

I was going to the bar to get some beerz :glugglug

I had to chicks by my side that was all - so thats why I didn't go for the battle!

Its all good - until next time :winkwink:

Who ever starts a fight with no reason are fuckheads and morons. I have been in so many fights that I dont remember, I have tons of scars, but none of the time I started it, thats just plain wrong.

I just tell them to bring their toughest and I'll bring mine, my lord and savior Satan and then I ask them if I can drink their blood afterwards.......

the "psycho" talk usually works....if not I use the ancient art of running the fuck away

;))))

Hehe last fight I was in was a bar brawl at this fraternity pub called The Brunny in Toronto. My roomate was playing pool with this one mouthy fucker. I was totally hammered and watching my roommate take this guy's game apart piece by piece.

The guy got pissed off and put my roomate in a headlock. After that it was all a blur. I just remember beating the hell out of some guy in between the pool tables and then getting up off him and some chick called me an asshole for beating the living shit out of her boyfriend. LOL!

Too funny! We then went for pitas after we got kicked out and laughed about the whole thing.

I much prefer drinking then fighting.

DH:glugglug

I like to call them "beer muscles."

http://www.nice-view.com/get_drunk.gif = http://www.nice-view.com/beat_down.gif

I'm getting too old for the bar. In the city I can easily scare off people by not backing down but here up north you fart too loud and it comes to blows. Sometimes you win, sometimes you loose. Anyone that tells you they win EVERY fight they've ever been in hasn't really been in many fights. There is ALWAYS someone tougher, or something fucks up like you trip or he gets a lucky punch in or whatever and you loose.

I have learned one thing though, 9/10 times when someone threatens you with more than a one on one situation they are a coward and if you stand up to it they will back down - but there is still a risk. You have to judge whether it's worth taking.

In the end I decided it's pointless and I just stopped going to the bars a few years back cause they grow the assholes WAY to big up here and to many are looking for one on one fights. I'm 6'3 and almost 300lbs and some of them make me look like a little schoolgirl when I stand beside them.

I've had more touble with little guys though, they always seem to be the one with something to prove and they always target a big guy thinking it's david and goliath or something. I cann't win those situations so I have to always walk away. If I beat him up I'm sceen as a bully, even if he started it, and if I loose I'm sceen as a panzy, No win situation. Some of the training I've had helps me to block blows from them, but my arms get so God damn soar after that and I need them for typing so what's the point of even getting involved? Bars are just too boring for me now - same thing over and over. Beware - It will happen to you!

I'm much much happier letting women beat up (and down) on me - preferably naked of course.

hehe I sure will when i get my new digital camera - then I can also get my gfy trading cards...lol

SleazyDream <---
U are so fucking rite there is always one tougher than yourself & way to many psychoZ!

It sux but as you say then the bars are growing way to many morons - it just sux when you are out to party and have fun with friends....... assholes like that ruin it all!

Well think im going to get some work done the next few weekends instead of party :glugglug

Vegaz

I got my nose broken once just for being in the wrong spot at the wrong time.

I was too hammered for it to hurt, but the sympathy from the girls afterwards was fantastic !!!!! :drinkup

I can honestly say, the only fight i have ever lost, was with my brother. I've never been able to kick his ass. hehehe

Right on Vegas, It sucks when people start shit when your having fun, but did you really tell him "you have one punch"? WTF? lol

I have had guys say that before, I believe its about the stupidest thing someone could say besides " I'm a lover, not a fighter". haha

But I have learned these things the hard way, I have fought many fights, lost quite a few, and won many, its all good though.

Just remember though, the one shot you give him, may be all he needs.

^R3K^ Yeah I took a chance on him being a coward :thumbsup

one opponent only and Im sure that b!tch would run away calling his mom! being a boxer I know that one punch can do it.... hehe but i was so mad that I offered him a free one :feels-hot

next time the situation will not get as much outta hand as saturday!

pussy


:winkwink:

you stupid fuck - fix your postings, cause noone gonna read your tiny crap

you stole my line ! pussy ! :BangBang:

I wanna be a tough guy!

*growls*

*snarls*

*sneers*

*flexes*

hmmm....

blah. This is boring.

*goes back to being whatever I was before*

u wanna be a FATboy?

:winkwink:

Alright then....now go fuck yourself.

'fatboy' is a burger greek restrauants make here. mmmmmmmm, I think I'll go out and get me one right now..........

If he calls you a pussy say " you are what ya eat"
Now this won't work for dick or dickhead unless you are a chick like myself :)
Or you could use what my 2 year old brother told me
" I'm rubber you're glue what ever you say bounces of me and sticks to you " Now you may get punched in the face but it will only hurt till the pain goes away :)

I hate it when chicks get in my face, trying to act all tough. Just because Im a guy, they think I wont hit them. I wont take that from a chick. If she wants to step up... Ill bitch smack the fuck out of her.

Im a trained fighter, and have no problems hitting a woman.

My last fight, which happened a little over a week ago started with some punk talking shit at the cobalt, in portland (where were ya bone?) Well we ended up taking it outside... Needless to say I was so drunk I didn't notice he had a pocket knife in his hand until I beat him unconcience, and I had a broken hand and multiple stab wounds to the face and neck... I havn't felt that good for a LONG time. Here's a photo taken about a 10 minutes after...

http://www.virtual-cafe.com/~webauction4u/blood.jpg

ouch :glugglug

knife = worst kind of cowards!

just treat the big fuckers w/ the respect they deserve -- do the same thing w/ a wild bear in the woods...

if it comes down to self-preseervation -- it's not a fight -- you only kill -- and without thinking... pop a lung, pluck some eyeballs, sever a spine, shatter some teeth... anything else is just homosexual foreplay.

SWEEEEET! :thumbsup

Who took the pic? That's a memoir if I've ever seen one...