i need a cheap shrink.
 

i need a cheap shrink, for obvious reasons
anyone here liscenced?

Nahhh all you need is a keystroke limit on your keyboard and a time limit (with auto boot out) to be logged to gfy. :winkwink:

great! lets get started. Should i lie down on the couch for this?

Nope.. bend over the kitchen table and drop them before you do whilst I find the whip. lol I have found a little pain brings out the truth of the inner self. ;-)p

whatever you do meta.. don't ask for "manual relief".. trust me.. it's not what you think..

im not liscenced, but shit, with the amount of time I've spent talking to one I think i can handle it....mine costs me $120 an hour...i charge $50 an hour. OK? ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?
WHAT THE FUCK...HOW COME PEOPLE DONT LISTEN TO ME. FUCK YOU. What? oh, sorry....i'm ok...seriously i'm ok.
let me know if you want to TALK
:smokin

Go <a href=http://www.qksrv.net/click-986539-940500>here</a> and buy "The Fundamentals Of Thought."

If ya knock it, and havent read it, it makes me realize even more why I read it once a month.

:thumbsup

i worked in mental health for six years,, mostly with chronics, after hours emergency crisis. Let me know when you get to that point ..:Graucho

Well let's see...
As my hero, Dr. Phil says, "If you want to make changes in your life, you can't keep doing what you've been doing and expect any kind of change"..

and as I heard another say.. "If ya always do what ya always did, you'll always get what ya always got.."

Doesn't take a shrink..
Just think about what you want from yourself, then decide what it will take to get you to that place, then do what must be done to get there..

and on that note.. I need my Xanax... :)

I hear Miss Cleo is looking for work. Why dont you try her.

OR a good bartender can be helpful (till you fall off your chair or something)

Then their is also the old standby Magic 8 Ball (ask again till you get the right answer).

Problem Not

I've got a Glock for sale.