Fortune cookies freak me out sometimes

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  • baddog
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 107089
    #1

    Fortune cookies freak me out sometimes

    Just got this one: Someone from your past will soon happily re-enter your life.

    This worries me. Happily for who? My happiness or theirs?

    Off-hand, I can not think of anyone from my past that I would "happily" welcome back into my life.
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    • Doctor Dre
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jan 2001
      • 51692
      #2
      You don't want any of your exs arround or anything ?
      Originally posted by rayadp05
      I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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        • baddog
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2001
          • 107089
          #3
          Originally posted by Doctor Dre
          You don't want any of your exs arround or anything ?

          No, I can think of one chick I would not mind banging again, but she comes with a lot of drama . . . in fact, most of them probably would bring a lot of drama with them.

          I get enough of that at GFY.

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            • je_rome
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2005
              • 6846
              #4
              I think I got one like that sometime last year. Few weeks after I ran into my ex-gf's mother who happens to be working with my sister in law the same firm.
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                • Doctor Dre
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 51692
                  #5
                  Originally posted by je_rome
                  I think I got one like that sometime last year. Few weeks after I ran into my ex-gf's mother who happens to be working with my sister in law the same firm.
                  How fucking cool ... NOT .

                  How fucking useless is this ? lol
                  Originally posted by rayadp05
                  I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                    • The Truth Hurts
                      Zph7YXfjMhg
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 15762
                      #6
                      out of habit (don't remember where i heard it first, but looking at google, i'm not the only one : )... I automatically apply the words "in bed" to ever fortune I read...

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                        • baddog
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Apr 2001
                          • 107089
                          #7
                          Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
                          out of habit (don't remember where i heard it first, but looking at google, i'm not the only one : )... I automatically apply the words "in bed" to ever fortune I read...
                          I think I have heard that somewhere before.

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                            • phonesex
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2005
                              • 3437
                              #8
                              Originally posted by baddog
                              Just got this one: Someone from your past will soon happily re-enter your life.

                              This worries me. Happily for who? My happiness or theirs?

                              Off-hand, I can not think of anyone from my past that I would "happily" welcome back into my life.

                              If it makes your dick happy, then its for you.

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