Fortune cookies freak me out sometimes
 

Just got this one: Someone from your past will soon happily re-enter your life.

This worries me. Happily for who? My happiness or theirs?

Off-hand, I can not think of anyone from my past that I would "happily" welcome back into my life.

You don't want any of your exs arround or anything ?

No, I can think of one chick I would not mind banging again, but she comes with a lot of drama . . . in fact, most of them probably would bring a lot of drama with them.

I get enough of that at GFY.

I think I got one like that sometime last year. Few weeks after I ran into my ex-gf's mother who happens to be working with my sister in law the same firm.

How fucking cool ... NOT .

How fucking useless is this ? lol

out of habit (don't remember where i heard it first, but looking at google, i'm not the only one : )... I automatically apply the words "in bed" to ever fortune I read...

:1orglaugh I think I have heard that somewhere before.

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