Fact or Myth : Tijuana Donkey Shows
 

A couple friends and I have had this conversation a few times... Are the famous "donkey shows" down in TJ a true thing or not? It always seems kinda like an urban legend since its always a "friends, brothers, cousin saw one once" type thing... I know if they are true then one of you here would have actually been to one... If so where are they? and how recent did you see it?

BTW if they are true then I do SERIOUSLY want to know where they are so I can take a friend of mine to it for his bachelor party down there next month.

ive been to TJ a few times and never heard about it wile i was there,i think its a myth

Fact. That was one FUCKED up night.

DETAILS! Otherwise its just BS! :winkwink:

Exactly... I have a friend that goes there a few times a year to get meds for his dog (don't ask) and he has tried to find one also unsuccessfully so far.

i hear ramos runs a donkey show down there on tuesday nights

I have been to that one and let me tell ya... Its a sight to see!! :1orglaugh But I am curious about the girls and donkeys this time!

Its an old scam to get you in the bars. Sit down, keep buying drinks and wait for the show that never starts

It's REAL!!

http://www.bigwoodsfarm.com/images/A...StateFairL.jpg

DH

Thats not the 1st time I have heard that also...

Don't know about TJ but I was at a show in Mazatlan where they brought a donkey out on stage. No idea what happened. A friend started freakin out about it so I dragged him out (we were both wasted) and we cabbed it back to town.. The other guys that stayed said that nothing happened, the chick just danced around it etc. But who the hell knows, they were sort of acting "odd" when telling the story.

its real

just gotta know where to go (i dont)

there's beastiality all over the web, dunno why people think its impossible for there to be a "show" for paying customers

I've seen one, its not something I'd recommend as something you have to see before you die, and only lead to drinking more tequila trying to forget it.

Ask any old timer in San Diego, I think its a hazing ritual to newcomers. :helpme

I would go to see it if I knew it was going on. I guess bestiality isn't illegal in Mexico. Hell, it shouldn't be illegal here. We can eat an animal but we can't fuck one?! How dumb is that!?

Been there don't feel the need to do it again.
Just across the border from ElPaso,Tx cross the bridge of americas
into Jaurez. Clubs and bars everywhere. Very sleazy section of course.
Lotsa coronas and tequila that night and its still burned into my memory :helpme
Just ask someone will point you to it.

Where?

I lived in San Diego for years and I am no stranger to the zona and I know club owners there that will tell you it is pure myth.

I have asked ppl in SD and still its a "someone know someone" deal that never leads to the actual event...

I do not plan on it being a "good thing" to see BUT its just one of those things to see to prove its true or not...

In your experience with one... How far did the girl go? The "people" I have talked to all have different stories of what actually happens from just dancing around it, to donkey handjob, to donkey BJ, to all the way...

Nuevo Laredo


(yes, they do have them there that go "all the way")

I would go to one too, that would be fucking hilarious. :1orglaugh

If go to a couple Donkey shows in Mexico and all of a sudden your an expert...

Fact or Myth : Thailand Mouse Shows
 

I seen the thread of the Donkey Shows in Mexico, and thought I'd post to hear all the tall tales of Thailand.

I've perosnally witnessed:

1) Bananas (One time a guy ate it after she was done.....the crowd roared...pretty funny)

2) A Toad (Now we know the origination of warts....(haha j/k)

3) Darts (The crowd holds up oversized balloons while a Thai girl shoots these deadly darts at them to burst them in your hand. They miss ALOT)
http://butterflybucks.com/psd/dart.jpg

4) Whistles

5) Razor Blades

6) Ping Pong Balls (similar to Winona Ryder's half time USO show)

7) Opens a bottle of Coca Cola

8) And a mouse/rat/gerbel creature of some sort which actually went inside and bit her while on stage. She ran off and that was the last time they ever did the critter show.

I had a detail in San Diego in 1999, I hated the town for the first month of the gig, one of my cohorts I was hanging out with at the time talked me into going to Mexico thinking that might cheer me up, don't ask me where we were, its was one of those select weekends I would like to forget all about...

Some of the distinct stuff I do remember that weekend was having one of the best farmers breakfast I had ever had until I came across this really dark hair in my eggs, but enough of my culinary exploits.

We were in this dank little club and there was this really nasty mexican hooker, (grandmother, whatever) giving this donkey a real gumjob, I'm sure there was more, but I really didn't have the stomach to watch much more. This pretty much sealed it for me not wanting to party in border towns for some years to come.

I wish I could be more help, I'll bookmark the thread and next time I see my cohort in San Diego, I'll ask him if he remembers the town/club this all went down in.

100% fact .. eyewitness here

I know a girl in Kentucky that likes to fuck dogs. She will do a show if you come here for $400. Goes over well at bachelor parties.

they only let cool people watch it

HAHA I bet it does... And that I have also heard about many times and tend to believe happens more..

Damn it... No wonder I never get invited! :(

Not saying it's a myth but in the years I was stationed down there SD ( I mention stationed because if there was Donkey show we would have found it LOL)

Never saw one...

I did get a not so real looking rolex, some cowboy boots and one of those groovy hippie pull overs....and the whistle blown in my ear and a world class hang over

Fuck Tijuana..fuck the donkey..

The real action is with horses in Enumclaw, WA..don't forget it bitches :1orglaugh

That does speak volumes.. If a military group cannot find one then I dont think anyone can. Altho I do have Nuevo Laredo on my list to ask about now....

REALLY? I have heard about horses, is it really a big thing up that way?? I did not intend for this to become a beasty thread BTW.. but the stories are great of what and where to catch a live show.

The Thailand thread is also very interesting... Amazing what some women will stick in them for guys entertainment!!

The game smiles is not a myth....:winkwink:

BUSTED

http://www.adamsavage.com/images/pix/mythbusters.jpg

whats with all the people wanting to see some beatiality?

see.. I am not WANTING to see it... the thread is more of a ongoing arguement amongest ppl (as you can see above) if its true or not... I also would not turn my back on it (right away) if it was in front of me... It would be more of a curiousity factor like watching a girl take a baseball bat in her or a car wreck...

I've never seen a gayer couple.

I prefer when gay people prance around and act girly, it's more humorous than then they act like 'men'.

She is referring to a farm up in Washington that was busted for essentially turning their working farm into a bestiality brothel.

this thread useless without pics!!!!

errr...

http://www.worldsexguide.org/nuevo-laredo.txt.html

nuevos laredo sounds real.

8. Takes some time to walk around boystown. In the dark areas, it is
best to walk in the middle of the street. Its not unsafe, but there are
couple of places, not many, that the girls are very aggressive.(some of
these are she-he's)



:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You guys always have the most interesting threads in here. . . this one seems like the basis of a novel...Dulcinea Does Donkeys. . .

Cyn

funny this should be posted I was talking to an ex US navy dude the other week and he said he'd seen a donkey show in Tijuana (and it was fucked up)

It's a fact. I persoanlly saw it live in Juarez, across the border from El Paso, Texas. It was disgusting. Made me ill, I wanted to puke. I finally had to leave after the third show.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Their TV show actually totally rocks. I lov eit

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/htm...8_farm16m.html

fabulous scandal!

lol classic

LMAO!!! :thumbsup :1orglaugh :winkwink:

Thats some funny shit right there...