The 911 Fairy Tale
 

Once upon a time there were 19 Magical Jihadists from a faraway land.
They used itsy-bitsy box cutters to terrify 8 professional airline pilots.
These pilots were so terrified of getting a nasty boo-boo they actually let the Magical Jihadists fly 4 commercial aircraft loaded with innocent passengers.
Then the Magical Jihadists chanted a secret verse from their Koran making the planes disappear from all Air Traffic Control monitors. Now they could fly them all around the mighty USA air defense system, completely unbothered, for almost 2 hours. Even the mighty Harry Potter on a magic carpet couldn?t find them!
Pretty cool, huh? You can read the rest of our government?s fantastic modern-day Fairy Tale, (which surpasses Alice In Wonderland for sheer nonsense), by downloading a copy of the 9-11 Commission?s Official Report.
But if you no longer believe in childish Fairy Tales and prefer the facts, then read this booklet detailing the grotesque truth about what really happened on 9-11. This information has been collected by thousands of regular people, not ?Liberals?, not ?Bush Haters?, but ordinary patriotic people with nothing to gain, and everything to lose.

CHAPTER ONE: Credible individuals that have come forward to expose the
government?s flimsy lies about the murderous attacks on 9-11, and by so doing; they
put their careers, their lives, and their families at grave risk. These are brave actions
selflessly taken by truly courageous patriots.

CHAPTER TWO: Twenty-one amazing and shocking facts about the attacks on 9-11
that have never been correctly reported, or just completely ignored by the mainstream
media. Some items are outtakes of unguarded and unscripted live interviews and
videos occurring immediately after the ?attacks?, which were broadcast only once,
never to be rebroadcast or discussed again.

CHAPTER THREE: What all this means to you and your children?s future.

http://www.tyrannyalert.com/9-11%20fairy%20tale.pdf

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