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eroswebmaster 01-24-2006 01:37 PM

I consider myself to be one of the top 5 funny guys in Adult and I'm available now.
 
I post too much, and I've been a GFY'er for a while. I believe that I am one of the top 7 funny guys in all of Adult, because my joies are SHARP, ORIGINAL, and CONVERT sadness into gladness. I think that my work speaks for itself.

There are a few funny guys out there who can make a joke sound pretty, but will it convert that frown and turn it upside down?

I only deal with sad customers, and I am also Eroswebmaster.Com's exclusive funny guy, most here have heard of me, hence I have no reason for this post.

I am available again for joke. I can guarantee you will be happy with my work.

jacked 01-24-2006 01:38 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh this is oh so familiar :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Ice 01-24-2006 01:39 PM

what are your rates? :)

eroswebmaster 01-24-2006 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice
what are your rates? :)

The sound of laughter man, that's all I need.

dij 01-24-2006 01:41 PM

very nice stuff in portfolio

xxxdesign-net 01-24-2006 01:41 PM

Who's the top one and can he juggles?

DamageX 01-24-2006 01:42 PM

Touche! :thumbsup

eroswebmaster 01-24-2006 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxdesign-net
Who's the top one and can he juggles?

Actually I juggle and that is NO joke...LOL.

Been juggling for over 25 years now.

Nydahl 01-24-2006 01:52 PM

don't piss me off bro and contact me asap.:pimp
You won that 200 USd content credit and never pick it up ......
hit me on ICQ man
153918034
and yes you are in top 5 :pimp

Baker Rd 01-24-2006 02:07 PM

agree, you are pretty funny looking...

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 01-24-2006 02:18 PM

Let's have some samples...

Do you offer a money-back guarantee?

http://bilder.filmstarts.de/verzeich...o/Casino03.jpg

Quote:

Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.

Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?

Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy. [laughs]

Tommy DeVito: What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?

Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.

Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?

Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.

Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?

Henry Hill: Jus...

Tommy DeVito: What?

Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.

Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?

Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!

Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the fuck out of here, Tommy!

Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.
ADG Webmaster

Snake Doctor 01-24-2006 02:21 PM

This is bullshit, don't believe this guy.

I bought some jokes from him and he sent me jokes that he stole from candyflip.

eroswebmaster 01-24-2006 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny2
This is bullshit, don't believe this guy.

I bought some jokes from him and he sent me jokes that he stole from candyflip.

:1orglaugh too much man.

FleshJoe2005 01-24-2006 03:03 PM

Let me get this... Are there people on here who buy JOKES?!

I'll die laughing..... LOLOLOL SHEESH man... Oww.

tenderobject 01-24-2006 03:05 PM

hahaha i like this thread :)

Fred Quimby 01-24-2006 03:09 PM

News Flash:

If you have to tell jokes, your not a funny person.

eroswebmaster 01-24-2006 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fred Quimby
News Flash:

If you have to tell jokes, your not a funny person.

News Flash:

If you have no clue, don't post. :winkwink:

SykkBoy 01-24-2006 03:30 PM

Yeah, you're no labret, but you make me giggle....sometimes I even guffaw at your pointed wit...once, just once, I even laughed my ass off...

sfera 01-24-2006 03:31 PM

heh i have to see some of your jokes

eroswebmaster 01-24-2006 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FleshJoe2005
Let me get this... Are there people on here who buy JOKES?!

I'll die laughing..... LOLOLOL SHEESH man... Oww.

You need to buy jokes?

Current specials:
Knock Knock jokes are 50% off

How many *fill in the blank* does it take to *fill in the blank* jokes are free with every 10th purchase of all racist jokes.

Upcoming specials:
Your mama jokes are buy one get one free during Black History Month

I take paypal, epassporte, all major credit cards and Western Union.

I am available right now, so turn around will be quick.

eroswebmaster 01-24-2006 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SykkBoy2
once, just once, I even laughed my ass off...

Yes but we were doing nitrous that night, so it doesn't count.

SykkBoy 01-24-2006 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroswebmaster
Yes but we were doing nitrous that night, so it doesn't count.

but we were doing it with a hairy midget, a circus clown and a one legged hooker....well, ok, maybe it doesn't really count...

Snake Doctor 01-24-2006 09:19 PM

One time I bought jokes from Fletch, but he kept selling me the same joke over and over again.
He would change a word around here or there, but he sold me the same joke 20 times.....he's been doing this for years.

Amazing.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 01-24-2006 09:34 PM

Eroswebmaster only has top notch jokes. He's a stand-up guy (and that's important when you're telling jokes).

ADG Webmaster

RedShoe 01-24-2006 11:05 PM

hey man, I need a joke that shows people I'm really smart. Something that involves a calculator, or some sort of math problem. Got anything?

RedShoe 01-24-2006 11:09 PM

Oh and by the way I already know the Dolly Parton big tit calculator joke. But I want something like that.

For those of you not in the know.. Tell this story, and punch in the numbers as you see them...

"Dolly Parton's chest is sixty nine (69) inches around and her doctor said that was too, too, too, (222) much so he gave her fifty one (51) pill to take eight times a day (x8) and that leaves her... (hit = and turn the calculator over)


That one I know.. I need one like it.
Thanks

eroswebmaster 01-24-2006 11:36 PM

Yes Redshoe I have a joke for you.

Basically you start off with the premise that you heard this dolly parton joke and you ended up spillin soda on your keyboard when you tried to flip your monitor over to read it.

Still needs tightening up, only $50 if you want the finished version

adultchica 01-24-2006 11:40 PM

Let's hear some of your stuff, eros. Post one of your best "original" jokes

Jace 02-09-2006 01:13 PM

bump for Lenny2

imaginax 02-16-2006 01:25 PM

Imitation is the highest form of flattery. :)fucking-around-and-business-discussion/567283-consider-top-5-designers-adult-im-available.html

Snake Doctor 02-19-2006 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedShoe
hey man, I need a joke that shows people I'm really smart. Something that involves a calculator, or some sort of math problem. Got anything?

Yo mama's such a slut that if she were a CHMOD she would be a 777.....EVERYONE has access :winkwink:


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