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DatingGold 01-23-2006 04:25 PM

How to know if a girl is fat or not...
 
Fat chicks always call everyone "hun" in forums or chat..

dropped9 01-23-2006 04:26 PM

hahahahaha

ok hun

RuthB 01-23-2006 04:26 PM

uh huh :error

wdsguy 01-23-2006 04:32 PM

its true...

WiredGuy 01-23-2006 04:40 PM

Ask her if she's athletic or does sports, its a nicer way to get the answer you're looking for :)
WG

DutchTeenCash 01-23-2006 04:41 PM

if they know the internal obese code for United Airlines you gotta start hesitating

DatingGold 01-23-2006 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thinkx
if they know the internal obese code for United Airlines you gotta start hesitating

what is it?

Manowar 01-23-2006 04:59 PM

oh yeah hun?

Bird 01-23-2006 05:08 PM

What's really going on?

Spunky 01-23-2006 05:09 PM

I tend to avoid those things due to that reason

The Captain 01-23-2006 05:11 PM

Now that I think of it, I think fat girls are the ones who say hun

BradM 01-23-2006 05:12 PM

You're onto something.

D 01-23-2006 05:18 PM

Back when I was fresh out of High School, I got a job at one of those Orlando-Area themeparks... we used to have a walkie-talkie code for those folk that were just a tad too portly to fit in on the rides...

"11-82"

I still remember one of my training days when my "trainer" was explaining the whole "11-82" protocol to me, and not even an hour later, there was an "11-82" incident where some African-American chick was just a bit too rotund for the lap bars to come all the way down on her... the guy directing traffic onto the ride-cars tried to delicately explain to her that she might find the seats at the back of the car (those reserved for wheelchairs, etc) a bit more comfortable and enjoyabvle to her... but the fatty would have nothing of it...

"Nuh Uh! I waited a whole hour to get this seat... you ain't takin' it away from me!"

The poor guy tried every diplomatic way possible, I think, god help him... but as the cars behind the loading dock piled up, the whole ride went into "fault" status and shut down.

It was then, the guy - I guess having a bad day already - finally broke down and said aloud:
\
"Does anyone have a twinkie so I can lure this fat bitch out?"

I don't recall ever seeing him again after that.

KMR Stitch 01-23-2006 05:40 PM

All girls in chatrooms are fat ;-)

BV 01-23-2006 05:42 PM

Ray Charles would feel their wrists, lol..........

Bird 01-23-2006 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KMR Stitch
All girls in chatrooms are fat ;-)


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Wiggles 01-23-2006 05:58 PM

haha actually i have noticed that :)

PixeLs 01-23-2006 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KMR Stitch
All girls in chatrooms are fat ;-)


Damn, I think I should introduce you to all my MySpace friends.. :winkwink:

webgurl 01-23-2006 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdsguy
its true...

its so true ,
btw, how you doing hun ? :winkwink:

wdsguy 01-23-2006 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webgurl
its so true ,
btw, how you doing hun ? :winkwink:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I've seen u in person so I think its safe to say u aren't fat :winkwink:

p1mpdogg 01-23-2006 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D_hodough
Back when I was fresh out of High School, I got a job at one of those Orlando-Area themeparks... we used to have a walkie-talkie code for those folk that were just a tad too portly to fit in on the rides...

"11-82"

I still remember one of my training days when my "trainer" was explaining the whole "11-82" protocol to me, and not even an hour later, there was an "11-82" incident where some African-American chick was just a bit too rotund for the lap bars to come all the way down on her... the guy directing traffic onto the ride-cars tried to delicately explain to her that she might find the seats at the back of the car (those reserved for wheelchairs, etc) a bit more comfortable and enjoyabvle to her... but the fatty would have nothing of it...

"Nuh Uh! I waited a whole hour to get this seat... you ain't takin' it away from me!"

The poor guy tried every diplomatic way possible, I think, god help him... but as the cars behind the loading dock piled up, the whole ride went into "fault" status and shut down.

It was then, the guy - I guess having a bad day already - finally broke down and said aloud:
\
"Does anyone have a twinkie so I can lure this fat bitch out?"

I don't recall ever seeing him again after that.


god damn this story rocks! haha

Peaches 01-23-2006 06:57 PM

I'm fat and I don't call anyone "hun" on the internet unless I'm trying to be a smartass. But I will call you "sweetie" in person :)

'So Fucking Money 01-23-2006 07:01 PM

http://www.stuffmagazine.com/article...uffin_tops.jpg
Worst Trend
Here come the muffin tops.

Like a blueberry treat bursting out of the pan, a muffin top is the unsightly roll of fleshy overhang produced when corpulence meets tight-fitting pants. And it does not discriminate. Women and men, regular folks and Hollywood fatties (hello, Matt LeBlanc!) are all equally at risk. Luckily for us, guys can just point at their belly, call it the roof over the meat house and laugh it off. God bless the double standard!

bhutocracy 01-23-2006 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D_hodough
Back when I was fresh out of High School, I got a job at one of those Orlando-Area themeparks... we used to have a walkie-talkie code for those folk that were just a tad too portly to fit in on the rides...

"11-82"

I still remember one of my training days when my "trainer" was explaining the whole "11-82" protocol to me, and not even an hour later, there was an "11-82" incident where some African-American chick was just a bit too rotund for the lap bars to come all the way down on her... the guy directing traffic onto the ride-cars tried to delicately explain to her that she might find the seats at the back of the car (those reserved for wheelchairs, etc) a bit more comfortable and enjoyabvle to her... but the fatty would have nothing of it...

"Nuh Uh! I waited a whole hour to get this seat... you ain't takin' it away from me!"

The poor guy tried every diplomatic way possible, I think, god help him... but as the cars behind the loading dock piled up, the whole ride went into "fault" status and shut down.

It was then, the guy - I guess having a bad day already - finally broke down and said aloud:
\
"Does anyone have a twinkie so I can lure this fat bitch out?"

I don't recall ever seeing him again after that.

ha.. this has so been emailed around the office.

sfera 01-23-2006 07:04 PM

nah they say sugar. its on their mind

polle54 01-23-2006 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DatingGold
Fat chicks always call everyone "hun" in forums or chat..


that is one hell of a statement :winkwink:

EdgeXXX 01-23-2006 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D_hodough
Back when I was fresh out of High School, I got a job at one of those Orlando-Area themeparks... we used to have a walkie-talkie code for those folk that were just a tad too portly to fit in on the rides...

"11-82"

I still remember one of my training days when my "trainer" was explaining the whole "11-82" protocol to me, and not even an hour later, there was an "11-82" incident where some African-American chick was just a bit too rotund for the lap bars to come all the way down on her... the guy directing traffic onto the ride-cars tried to delicately explain to her that she might find the seats at the back of the car (those reserved for wheelchairs, etc) a bit more comfortable and enjoyabvle to her... but the fatty would have nothing of it...

"Nuh Uh! I waited a whole hour to get this seat... you ain't takin' it away from me!"

The poor guy tried every diplomatic way possible, I think, god help him... but as the cars behind the loading dock piled up, the whole ride went into "fault" status and shut down.

It was then, the guy - I guess having a bad day already - finally broke down and said aloud:
\
"Does anyone have a twinkie so I can lure this fat bitch out?"

I don't recall ever seeing him again after that.



:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

sonofsam 01-23-2006 07:52 PM

pete-kt says "hun" more then anybody i've ever seen in my life :1orglaugh

Gottis 01-23-2006 07:54 PM

haha so true and "hug" everybody

czarina 01-23-2006 07:58 PM

Not all women that use that term are fat. And we often use that term, when speaking DOWN to someone.

phogirl69 01-23-2006 08:02 PM

msg deleted

eroswebmaster 01-23-2006 08:05 PM

hun is also used a lot by truckstop waitresses...I'm serious just ask Alice and Flo

Zing that just went over a bunch of people's heads.

surfer on acid 01-23-2006 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy
Ask her if she's athletic or does sports, its a nicer way to get the answer you're looking for :)
WG

fuck that. aint no sense in beatin around the meat, just ask the bitch if shes fat.:thumbsup

sickkittens 01-23-2006 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Epic Cash Jeff
http://www.stuffmagazine.com/article...uffin_tops.jpg
Worst Trend
Here come the muffin tops.

Like a blueberry treat bursting out of the pan, a muffin top is the unsightly roll of fleshy overhang produced when corpulence meets tight-fitting pants. And it does not discriminate. Women and men, regular folks and Hollywood fatties (hello, Matt LeBlanc!) are all equally at risk. Luckily for us, guys can just point at their belly, call it the roof over the meat house and laugh it off. God bless the double standard!

I swear 75% of girls that I see look like that. :(


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