So I Went And Voted For The "Rhino Party" For The Canadian Elections
 

Their political platform and promises

Moving the Rocky Mountains one metre west as a 'make-work' project.

Alternatively, tearing down the Rocky Mountains so that Albertans could see the Pacific sunset.

Repealing the law of gravity.

Providing higher education by building taller schools.

Building sloping roads and bicycle paths across the country so that Canadians could 'coast from coast to coast'.

Breeding a mosquito that would only hatch in January so that 'the little buggers will freeze to death'.

Putting the national debt on Visa.

Declaring war on Belgium because a Belgian cartoon character, Tintin, killed a rhinoceros in one of the cartoons.

Painting Canada's coastal sea limits so that Canadian fish would know where they were at all times.

Making Canadians stronger by putting steroids in the water.

Replacing the Canadian Armed Forces with clones of Vladislav Tretiak.

Adopting the British system of driving on the left; this was to be gradually phased in over five years with large trucks first, then buses, eventually including small cars and bicycles last.

Selling the Canadian Senate at an antique auction in California


DH

They were not on my ballot up here.

Voted Green instead :)

I went half and half, half bloc and half rhino LOL!

DH