Ugh, drink orangejuice before brushing your teeth and not after!
 

But i bet you knew that already!

smoke a bowl before brushing your teeth and also after!

drink milk before you eat apple sauce (appelmoes) instead of the other way around

:)

Yeah, it tastes like shit otherwise :1orglaugh

But if you do it the way you suggested, its bad for your teeth ;)

wear a condom before you put dick in pussy, not after

Always brush your teeth first, so you don't swallow all that nasty night time bacteria.

It's only the first swallow of OJ that tastes nasty....

I just did this the other day. It is gross.

lol, you didnt know that tastebud disaster cocktail? hehe :)
Milk and cranberry sauce is another classic.

A truly great one is apples and iced tea.. Super good combo.

anything sweet tasting like that is terrible after brushing your teeth.

been there.. done that
and again.. and again.. those late nights and then early mornings day after

I never learn :disgust

had you never done that before?
its horrible!

yeah, like when i was 4 years old.

Use orange blast toothpast

Actually, you shouldn't drink orange juice before brushing your teeth. It's bad for your teeth. OJ has a very high acidity, and if you brush your teeth right after it will actually harm your teeth. Always wait about half an hour between eating/drinking and brushing your teeth.

the calcium in the toothpaste could add up to the acidity produced by OJ