This is why us fat guys are better at sex....Ladies, pay attention!
 

Here's the thing....I may be fat but when you have this much weight pushing, you hit bottom every time.

I'm the kind of guy who can penetrate so deep into your wet pussy that I will rattle bones that you didn't even know you had.

Fucking is about getting off and us fat kids know how to rock it like that.

I think I'm gonna make and sell T-Shirts that say: "Have you fucked a fat guy lately?"

And they will only come in sizes XL+.




AaronM...Laying more pipe than Portland Plumbing since 1988.

They also get a shower at the same time :thumbsup

yes, as erotic as watching a sea lion. :thumbsup

Skinny jealous bastards. :glugglug

Breaking bones is what they are afraid of, Chief.

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i'm not fat I just like to hide my muscles:)

You've been stalking my threads for a couple of weeks now.

Any special reason or is it just becasue your another broke ass prick?

Not to burst your bubble, but fat ppl are 10 times more at risk of dying of heart attack and tons of other problems. Bottom line, u have less sex. Be smart, dont be a retard.

so how many pipes did you lay in seattle last night?

I was 190 miles away from Seattle last night.

i wanna be fat, too!!! :( :disgust :Oh crap :helpme

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And they will only come in sizes XL+.

i think there is something else tham must be size XL+ guys,how fat are you is not important:D:D:D

brrrr..
useless W/O pics / vids :)

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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

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Seen a lot of fat guys crossing my screen, but they all had small weeners:winkwink:

XXL for me bro please.

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fat people need love too :2 cents:

So do you fat guys have sex with fat girls too or is there a hypocritical double standard at play ?

everyone always comes back for more...fat is where its at!:thumbsup

Oh my... :helpme

Hahhaha... well I will say, most of the men I've known with the perfect bodies tend to be more centered on their own pleasure, the "not Ken" type guys tend to be the ones who sincerely enjoy giving a woman pleasure and get off on it.. They're not so busy being into themselves only.

Really, being "fat" means having less sex? Wondering what rock you've been hiding under?

It all balances out man. Skinny guys have the bigger cocks.

I bottom out every time, like it or not...pushing hard or not :winkwink:

Too bad all the lard on a fat dudes suprapubic fat pad at the base of their penis makes the thing smaller :)

(Read it in MensHealth) ;)

my dick is big enough to penetrate up the bottom :)
btw be careful you might squeeze that poor's girl life with you pushing your heavy weight on her.

So are bulemic and anorexic people. I wonder if they have less sex too.
/sarcasm

Video evidence would say he is dead on :1orglaugh


Ladymyschief the same thing can be said of the differance between super hot chics and sorta hot chics and neither can compare I hear to not so hot chics.

Okay... this is probably going to be more information than Belinda would like me to reveal, but I'll tell you the main reason she likes having sex with heavier guys vs. skinny guys... it has everything to do with getting off.

Fuck touching bottom. That doesn't do anything for her. She gets off best when riding on top and in control. Fat men have more, well, fat, right about their penis. When she rides her clit grinds into that really well (she prefers her man to be completely bald so the grinding is skin to skin). Gets her off much quicker and better than skinny guys.

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And there you have it. AaronM is right again.

thas why i never get any complaints

I thought they just fucked me out of pitty :1orglaugh

Wow, I learn so much on GFY. Fat people and ugly people are better in bed. I'll have to test this theory. Who has an ugly sister ?

If you would have loads of sex, you wouldn't be as fat as you are. Move on.

Nothing more painful than fucking a skinny guy and hitting pelvic bones:Oh crap My guy is big, and that is the way I have always liked it:thumbsup

Sorry to burst your bubble but thats not it. She just likes your $$$$

Might be an interesting topic for the Jerry Springer show...

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I agree with Aaron.

And add heavy guys have a certain look of power and strength because of their size that many women find sexy and alluring.

LOL. It's so funny how fatties flock to this thread and post about advantages of fat sex just to make themselves feel a little better.

it still doesnt change the fact that you're fat

Don't be jealous just because we have sex more often and with hotter women than you. It's alright man. Just eat some cheeseburgers.

Yup, this girl is loving it:

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lol typical ;))))

It's good to be big.

some you're so fat jokes just for shits and giggles ;)))

You?re so fat that when the family has their picture taken, you?re the background.
You?re so fat that you?re on BOTH sides of the family!
You?re so fat that your ass has its own zip code!
You?re so fat that when you wear a red raincoat, kids think you?re the Kool-Aid man!
You?re so fat that you think you?re only a head cos you haven?t seen your body in years.
You?re so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, kids line up beside you thinking you?re the bus.
You?re so fat and stupid that when you step on the scale, you think you?re gonna be watching 90210.
You?re so fat that when you step on the scale, it says, "One at a time, please!"
You?re so fat that your pant size is "equator".
You?re so fat that when God said "Let there be light," he had to tell you to move your fat ass first.
You?re so fat that when you sit on a rainbow, Skittles pop out.
You?re so fat that if I were to cut your throat, gravy would come out.

Ok Ok I am just jealous :winkwink:

How 'bout this one:

I'm fat. You're ugly. I can diet.

Yeah right most ladies want FAT ppl, because they perform better in bed :1orglaugh

Me too. I wish I wasn't able to see my own peepee either.

LOLLLLL HAHAHHAHAHAHAH