Do men really get blue balls? I say bologna...
 

I don't get it. How can you get blue balls? If some chick doesn't get your nut off for one reason or another, don't you just go and rub one off? End of story?

WTF am I missing? Jack it off and explode, end of blue balls right?

I need a male explanation to this because I think the cure is right in front of your faces unless I am missing some important facts.

Enlighten me.

It's as real as that nasty "cottage cheese thighs" or that pesky "oral fixation" that keeps her wanting to suck all my friends cocks...

Blue balls is actually a serious thing. Ask your doctor.

I think its the real deal

im waiting for a skufty pic in this thread :1orglaugh

It is a real thing though I think what she is suggesting is that most men will jerk off before it gets to that stage.

The opportunity does not always present itself until after the fact

I have six balls and none of them is blue

come on over and you can see for yourself :1orglaugh

I'd show ya one, but we never saw any chica titties.

do women really get cramps from their period? I say bologna... it's just an excuse to make me do all the chores for a week per month. Am I missing something here? Can't she just take some midol and help out with the chores and errands?

;)

I wasn't agreeing just clarifying what I think she was saying.

I would never tell someone let alone of a different gender how their own body works.

That's fucking great :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Seems to be a common condition everywhere.

Man.
Blue balls.
Fucking brutal.

I remember back in the days as a young'un just being in agonizing pain on a bumpy, public bus ride home from a chick's house after a bit of dry humping. The limping home from the bus station in anticipation of rubbing one out.... man, I DO NOT miss those days.

It's real and it hurts like hell. Even when you jack off and bust a nut it is painful. It's nothing to mess with.

Blueballs is for real I can gaurantee you that and it feels really really nasty along with its hurting in your balls it makes you feel a bit sick in your stomach.... this feeling can't be compared to anything else.... plain nasty and normally it happens in situations when you can't get off....

happened for when I was with a girl who had a boyfriend and she got cold feet a little late..... I could not just go and jerk off had lie there and talk and comfort while bieng enormously horny and having blue balls :winkwink:

The is a test of your manhood, can you go through this without complaining you got what it takes :pimp :pimp

Absolutely it's for real.. I've seen guys literally near tears from it.. hell, women have their own version of blueballs. I've been so incredibly horny and in need of release that it was physically painful.