Some Little Known Chuck Norris Facts
 

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Top Ten Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris' blood type is AK+. Ass-Kicking Positive. It is compatible only with heavy construction equipment, tanks, and fighter jets.

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Noris took my viginity.....then gave it back...only to take it again

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=542849 a few more here.

You're about 2 years too late with these.

the vin diesel ones were better

Legacy, that was funny stuff man.

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Funny shit ...

I'm not a Chuck Norris fan, I think he's retarded.

welcome to 2003.

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I have seen em before, but I still laugh hard

good read I guess .. if you're 7 years old

oh, and he's really ugly