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THE ADELITA BAR
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Noisy, crowded, hot and loud, the Adelita Bar is pure South of the Border. The second you step inside, you'll be greeted with sights, sounds and smells that are all Mexican. By Zona Norte standards, the interior of the Adelita Bar is quite lavish. (The mens room, complete with full-time attendant, is positively spotless. Throw this guy a buck for his hard work.) Music comes from a DJ and it tends toward Tejano, Conjunto and Norte. There is ample seating and they usually have soccer or some other sports on TV. (Like you go there to watch the game. Not!) Beer or a tequila shot is priced at about $2.00. At those prices, you can afford to give your bartender or waiter a $1 tip per round. If you do, you will receive cheerful and efficient service unknown in los Estados Unidos. Like the other Zona Norte clubs, the Adelita Bar works on the dance hall format. So there are two dance floors in pretty constant use by the Mexican guys and the girls. Some nights, they will sometimes have a few of the girls do a short strip show on the front stage. It's nothing spectacular.

Before I describe the girls in the Adelita Bar, a brief disclaimer is in order. I realize that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. So I will disclose up front that my taste runs toward the Norteamericano ideal of female beauty and within that paradigm I prefer petite women with a slim figure and "fine" facial features. (For example, American actresses Jennifer Love Hewitt, Moira Kelly and Kerri Russell.) I am well aware that many Mexican women have curvier figures and "broader" facial features. And I'm aware that lots of men (not necessarily all of them Mexican) prefer that look. So when it comes to my comments about the looks of the Zona Norte girls, as they say on the Net YMMV. And don't forget that on a busy weekend night, the selection will be good enough that you can almost certainly find somebody who you think is gorgeous, no matter what your type.

In the Adelita Bar, it's unlikely you'll find the stereotypical tall, blond swimsuit model. Many of the women are short, dark and, to be polite, "curvy." Many are of Indian heritage. If that's not your preference, watch out for the miracles that can be accomplished via pushup bras and the clever use of clothes. But don't despair. On a typical weekend night, you'll find at least 60 girls to choose from. So if you're patient, you can find somebody that appeals to you. Look for the young, quiet one hiding in a corner and indulge your high school girl fantasy. Or go for the hard-bodied girl with the golden skin and the skin-tight minidress. Best of all possible finds if the truly gorgeous young thing just starting out. Sometimes, these girls start at the Adelita Bar before moving on to the more upscale Chicago Club. But often (especially if she doesn't speak much English) the girls will remain at the Adelita Bar, with its predominantly Mexican clientele.

Most of the girls, if they are not sitting with or dancing with customers, stand around. Different girls gravitate to different spots out of habit and whenever they are in the bar they stick to that one spot. A few circulate, but most park in one area and wait to be approached. For reasons I do not understand, the hottest girls in the Adelita Bar congregate in an area that has become known as "hottie central." To get there, go in the front door and walk straight ahead parallel to the main bar on your right. At the end of the bar, look up and you'll see a TV set suspended from the ceiling. Under the TV set, and in about a 10 foot radius, is hottie central. On a busy night, hottie central is jammed with girls and guys standing shoulder to shoulder. It's like being at the crowded fraternity party, only you can fuck any girl you want.

Usually, the girls are not bashful about talking to you. This is especially true for Norteamericanos who are alone. Some guys like this, some don't. I think it's fun. Where else can you have a young girl walk up and grab your ass while she tells you how good she can suck your cock? Hint: Don't be concerned if you fail to see a girl you like straight off. The selection of girls at the Adelita Bar is constantly changing. Frequently the selection at 2:00 a.m. is superior to what is was at 10:00 p.m. So be patient. You may discover somebody totally hot in the wee hours. Strategy: Don't sit at a table. Instead, buy your drink at the bar and wander around the club. You'll get a better look at the girls and you'll have a chance to chat with the friendlier ones. While you are listening to her sales pitch, I've found if you keep smiling and talking, your hands can roam a little and the girl won't mind. This of course is the reason you're in the Zona Norte: to get away with doing things that would get you slapped anywhere else. The girls' English ranges from pretty good, to virtually non-existent. But don't let the language barrier keep you from the girl of your dreams. Almost all can speak enough English to negotiate a price and get you laid. If you choose, you can buy your girl a drink, but there's usually no big hustle to do so.

If you seem to like her, she will ask you if you'd like to "go to the room," or "go to the hotel" which is their euphemism for doing business. If you say yes, she'll quote you a price, generally $40-60. If you are quoted more, the girl has sized you up as a gullible tourist. Politely counteroffer, keeping in mind that once you get to the hotel you will be required to pay an additional $11 for the use of the room for 30 minutes. The price quoted by the girl is usually includes 30 minutes of her time, which typically takes the form of oral sex, followed by intercourse to a single climax. Note I said "typically." Some of the Zona Norte girls, especially the new ones who are just starting out, will decline to perform oral sex. If this is important to you, it would be wise to ascertain in advance if oral sex is available. You can also arrange a 60 minute session by paying a higher fee to both the girl and the hotel. "Special requests" (bareback blow job, anal, etc.) are negotiable as well. Just be sure to come to an agreement in the bar so that there are no misunderstandings or disappointments when you reach the room. Don't be embarrassed about haggling. Amiable negotiation is practically a national sport in Mexico and the commercial sex trade is the whole purpose of the Zona Norte. Provided you are polite (a quality that's *very* important in the Mexican culture) you don't need to worry about offending the girls by asking for what you want.