I'm fucking terrified and need help!
 

I'm at the end of my proverbial rope here. My wife has contracted a new disorder that causes her to burst into flames at the most inappropriate times - although this usually causes her little damage, it's fucking hell on the carpet.

At this point we're living in a cave, because everything we owned was eventually incinerated, I lost my job because keeping the little woman from petting my dog took too much of my time. (Can't have the little bugger fried, can I?)

She accidently roasted the baby weeks ago, we were low on cash so dipped him in hotwing bbq sauce and made the best of it.

I'm typing this in an asbestos suit, I'm hoping all my friends at GFY will chip in and help me raise the money it will take to rebuild my charred penis and scrotum, any extra money will go to replace all my incinerated belongings with the fireproof ones, as my insurance doesn't cover fire-breathing-spouses.

Thanks in advance for your genorosity.

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LMAO :1orglaugh

hehehe

you should move up north - that condition would help to decrease your heating bill.

It does have a slight funny side to it ... but is basically lame Warpedhead ...

I hope you never are in a state of desparation ... you know what comes around goes around ...

Message!

All I have in my head is a image of Fat Bastard.

I have been in one of the most desperate states of desperation there is........ in fact that's what made me start looking for work online......

I made it thru mine... very well in fact............

and I still thought this was one funny as hell post.

rotfl

i gave just cuase it was funny and made me luagh!

I am sorry but if spacedog is truly in trouble and or truly depressed you do not go on to GFY and start crying... pick your self up and figure it out.

warphead, you truly have nothing to do in life

Which means this post is funny =)

Anyone who straight out laughs at anothers problems like this including and not limited to anyone on this board is a complete waste of lifeforce.

No matter if you believe it or not, or if he is telling the truth or not, if he is in fact telling the truth I cant wait to see the look on your face and to point and laugh back when your foot is in your throat.

Seriously, the way you losers make posts about Spacedog -

posts are examples of your charachter.

Yeah what goes around comes around i guess, just like 12clicks calling me a pedohile, somethings will never be forgotten, and those that cast stones now, are the ones the tribe turns on next.

Its the classic case of "lets pick on the 3rd graders"

When the 3rd grader becomes a 4th grader he find now he can pick on the 3rd graders, but the 5th graders are now picking on him...

Youll see where your friend are when you need them, id help Hungryman and SPacedog in a second, and HAVE offerd them both help when in need, i doubt ill do the same for the trash that circle this event, and post threads at Spacedogs expense.

So what if you dont like him, if what he says is true, i hope all of you suffer threefold the attacks you laugh off at his expense.

I was laughing at THIS post..... not at spaceghost or dog or whatever, I don't even know him so I don't have an opinion about that either way. But I was laughing at THIS post only......... just make that clear............ I have been homeless and every other form of despair there is....... so I would NEVER laugh at THAT... but this was a funny post. :)

:1orglaugh
but I'm really sorry for spacedog if hes really in shitty situation...

bunch of whinny 12 year olds

my opinion of space dog is that he is a lazy piece of shit who knows how to get attention on a boerd witch makes him feel good.

all he wants is attention

the answer to his problem is in his heart its called motivation and desire to do whats right.

he needs to stop fucking posting and go fix his problems and the more he post the more i loose respect for him becuase that means he is not fixing his issues.

the answer is not on this board


the answer is stop sobing about his fucking problems and go fix them.

money and a place to live is not a problem . its a bump in the road
and the only way to fix it is go work 3 jobs till you have the money to get back on his feet.

oh ya unless you looking for someone to hug and kiss you and tell you its all gonna be ok. if you want that i do reccommend going to go fuck yourself and look for simpathy
stupid fucks

Yeah my wife seems to burst into flames about every 28 days or so. The dogs and I just hide out for a couple of days till its over.

Yes, I am an insensitive man, STOP WORKING AND EVERYONE LOOK AT THE INSENSITIVE MAN....

Actually I don't have anything against Spacedog, Fletch, I'm just an edgy, up & coming comic trying break into the big time.

A while back I disappeared from GFY for a couple months, I had some serious financial problems that I still haven't recovered fully from. The reason I wasn't posting here is because I was working on increasing my income every minute I could, not wasting it yapping. I have no real opinion about whether or not SD's post is accurate. I have no opinions about him at all because while he was posting here and pissing everyone off I was working so I could pay for my bandwidth.

Basically I was saying in a humorous way what xApster said and what (if I'm not mistaken) what you said in SD's post with an eloquent quote.

buster - YOU KICK ASS! My wife thanks you, my dog thanks you, and I thank you.

Labret - give me 10 years, if I don't lay off the Doritos that will be accurate.

Thanks Tam, always love ya.

And in closing, Dreamman, aren't you the one that keeps spamming me about your freehost? If so, STOP!

Tam - wasnt directing anything directly at you .... if you missed it and have no clue what this is all about. :winkwink:

http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread...threadid=56419

This thread is a direct mockery of Spacedogs attempt to sell off his stuff. :(

People think he is asking for pity or charity, when in fact all he did was offer a simple story to why he wants to sell his stuff, it has now turned into something far greater.

I think sometimes people take my stern calculated response as direct attacks, which sometimes they are, but obscure and subconscious, which proves my theories even more regarding BBS discussions.


:glugglug

Well just so you know, I have been where spacedog is, and it took ALOT out of my whole family....... we were homeless, found a place in public housing, set a goal to be out of there and own our own place again within 5 years. Made it out of that place in 3 years, 2 years ahead of our goal........ it is now 4 years later and I own my own place again. It took ALOT of work.......

My husband took the worst SHIT jobs you could think of to help pay the bills, I went in search of some way to help him pay the bills and be able to stay at home and raise my kids, not to mention I was told I would never work again because my back is so fucked......... so I know despair probably better than anyone.

I was also very abused as a child by not one, but BOTH of my parents...... I was molested in my own home, molested 2 more times before I was 18. I have been raped........ you name it and it has pretty much happened to me......... my back is fucked to this day and I can't work because of abuse I suffered from my own father.....

Having said all of this, and NO do NOT ever pity me......... but having said all of this, NO ONE knows despair more than me. But life is what YOU make of it and the drive and passion you have to better YOURSELF......... and if you can't laugh about shit then you have learned not one damn thing from it. I can easily and often DO laugh about things that have happened to me........ why? Because it has made me who I am today, love me or hate me, I am just me. I grew up a better person and a parent BECAUSE of all of this, so I don't even think two shits about laughing at it now. I took what I could from each and every experience in my life and made SOMETHING good out of it. I don't regret any of it and I wouldn't change a damn thing about it.

So no I never laugh at others misfortune but I DO laugh sometimes at how they handle their own demons and despairs....... why? Oh hell I don't know........ I just laugh at whatever strikes me as funny, and this did. I know the situation with spacedog, I read part of it, but in MY opinion, instead of sitting here ALL night trying to get someone to BUY his sites and such, he should have been out stomping the streets trying to find means to get his family housing, whatever it was. Pride for me goes right out the window and I don't give a SHIT about what KIND of housing it is, as long as my kids have a roof over their heads and a meal on the table, I am never ever to proud to go wherever I need to go to get the help I need to get.

SHIT... I got WAY off topic...... I just thought it was funny and I DO have the right to laugh, I have been there too damn many times...... and I never once ever expected anyone to do it FOR me, we did it our DAMN selves......... that was my point. LOL

Damn, I start a perfectly insensitive thread and you guys get all thouchy-feely on me.

What rewards, mockery?

You sure you want me getting all touchy feely with you hehehe... ill touch you in places only incubus' ever dare sweet thing.

:1orglaugh

Warphead, your Warped LOL

Tam is the shit. Seriously, what a fuckin' tough bitch (and I mean that with all due respect). After all that shit you can still laugh and you don't expect sympathy from anyone. :thumbsup

:1orglaugh No touchy feely here...
I just thought it was brilliant!

Good Luck on breaking the Big Time
We'll miss you :)