My wife was propositioned on MySpace
 

Check this out. I thought it was funny. Heck maybe one of you ladies want to take the guy up on his offer:


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Subject: Tonight?

Hi,

I am sure your on this site for a reason and like most of us it is to make friends. I am in Tampa Fl tonight and maybe toorrow and Orlando area Thursday. I have a proposition for you but please understand the note and not just the figures. Yes there is something in it for you. I asked you because you seem to be pretty tight, well from the photos that is. I travel a lot and I really don`t have much time for a girlfriend or a serious one, but I do have needs and this might be a good thing. I am able to send you $2000 a month and sometimes more if we were able to see one another once or twice a month on a personal basis. No I am not trying to pay you for sex. I am doing what a man is supposed to do for his lover. Let me explain: If I worked at McDonalds and gave my lady $50 out of my $180 a week check for hair, gas, car, nails or whatever it would be seen as a noble thing. No I don`t think your a gold digger or whore because I am not looking for one of those.

I want a nice lady who is mature enough to handle this type of relationship, can keep our personal business to herself and don`t mind starting a love affair that might later lead to something serious. The money is in the play because I have no time for the wait for sex games and other drama that comes with those relationships. In other words it start at sex. Plus it's fair because men tell women they are in love to get free ass :) Well if your interested we need to talk ASAP so leave a name and number. We we can discuss it more but first read my page because I may have answered any questions. Deal is $5000 first time and $2000 a month. This is not pay or business. If your interested my number is below, and you can leave yours if not thanks and have a good one and there is no need to reply.

615-828-9728
Lorenzo


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MySpace URL: http://www.myspace.com/drillsergeant0

hahahahahahahhaha

sorry about that bro

I'm a playa and i love the bitches

too funny.. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Oh My! LOL

Playas don't pay for sex, read the post next time :2 cents:

Damn. There are plenty of ladies that will take the 2k a month.

So, he's a surgeon/medical doctor and has horrible grammar skills.

thats hillarious

i just left him a message saying "yes"

yeah. $5k first time and $2k/mo after. I thought it was hillarious!

one of my fake accounts got hit up by some guy who said he was in the industry. My worker told him he should contact me and talk about the industry to which the guy responded like a pompous asshole which led me to believe that he just might be on this site and truly in the industry. so then she starts talking shop to the guy and he does not know how to respond. But I have to admit I have had almost his complete list of starlette wannebes copied over and we will see how many of them want to shoot for real sometime this year.

My girl got propositioned on yahoo like this some time ago, she told him he would have to talk to me about it, when i talked to him he was a dork and folded out of fear. Happens on almost all sites now, I take it as a compliment for having a hot girl

how many calls is he going to get off this board?

wonder how many people he sent that to.

hillarious

oh man sucks for him as now hes gonna have to switch his number.

Damn you actually talked to the guy? That's funny.

No doubt this was a standard message he sends to people, but I wonder if he actually gets responses?

I know people who do worse for $2k/mo lol.

don't proposition if you don't want responses! haha

"Lorenzo has 1 friends: Tom"

I suspect there's a reason for this. hahaha.

haha
that's nice
maybe someone will pay me for chatting? %)
like 1k\month will be enough :pimp

He writes like a 10th grader. Sharky, you're doomed! :)

what a looser :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

HA HA that rocks, Tom is his only friend...

Peaches thats the problem with having a hot wife!

My friend Lorenzo just called me and said that he fucked GFY Poster Sharky's wife...
 

That's right Sharky - she didn't run out for toilet paper and Oreos...

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=565361

:1orglaugh

posting a link to this thread?

lol. you replied instead of posted a new thread. good try!

Eh emmm (drug dealer)

Yeah - I know... oh-ned

http://members.blackplanet.com/doc-ren-md

his site is redicilious

He is also a complete fraud.

Graduate from high school: 18
Four years of undergrad: 22
Four years of medical school: 26
Two years to get an MBA: 28
At least FIVE years of surgery residency: 33

Yet he says he is only 29. Not to mention if he was acutally a doctor and any licensing board new what he was up to he would have his license taken way. I wonder how many women are actually dumb enough to fall for his crap

ahahhah good post dude

I wonder if he's a Nigerian Scammer!!!!!!

I'll send you a money order for $10,000, but please send back $5000 before we have sex.........

So... of all threads on GFY, this one happened to pull you from the crowd since your first post in 2004? What exactly was it that interested you?

Doesn't sound so convincing. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh i wonder how many calls did he get after that.

WTF was that all about???

i'd hit it :upsidedow

Lorenzo has 1 friends.
Tom


:1orglaugh

I thought this was fake but it's real!!! LOL!

It takes all kinds to make the world go around.

:1orglaugh that's good stuff...

Income: $250,000 and higher

I wonder if he'll figure out which girl he messaged that caused him all this ruccus:-)

How the fuk did tom get 30 million friends?

What an idiot!