France has heart attack
 

Suffering a drought and because of Cheap chineese Truffle imports threatening the market. French citizens are rough times. Normally French Truffles fetch a price of 600 euro per kilo. But China is able to produce a truffle at 1/10th of the cost.

Source: BBC News

Just finished watching report on Television.

And it gave me an idea....

I'm going to stop trying to pay French porn whores in money.
Instead I'll just go out and dig up some of these fungi and pay them in that.

And some how I believe my flake'n will drop and the girls will have less tabous.